Holy Grail Baby Bodysuits

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Holy Hand Grenade Script

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

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Your Mother Was a Hamster

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

MPHG

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Tis but a Scratch

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

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The black knight is invincible.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

Black Knight

The black knight always triumphs!

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

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A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

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A flaming candle is the light of the temple, the golden chalice of the holy grail is the path.

The Black Night

unladen swallow

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Monty Python & The Holy Grail

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Ni!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!