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Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

Starry Knight

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail is a quirky and humorous design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perfect for those obsessive fans who know their python. Grab it as the ideal birthday or Christmas gift for friends and family.

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Look slightly less like a knight wearing these assorted grails of disparate holiness and character. Some are goblets, some are chalices, some are vessels. All used. Possibly by a carpenter. Choose wisely!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

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ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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No Ordinary Rabbit

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

She turned me into a newt

The French use a new weapon on King Arthur.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.