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Sir Bedevere : ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. King Arthur : This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

Tim The Enchanter. John Cleese in Monty Python and the holy grail.

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Passed On...

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ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

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Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

Nudge, Nudge.

The Damsel of the Holy Grail was a minor character in Malory's Morte d'Arthur. - Dante Gabriel Rossetti 1874

Original raider of the holy grail since 1938.

Run Away!

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal foot Trough water! I'll fart in your general direction! Your mother was a Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry!!!!

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

I am he who can summon fire without flint or tinder.

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail

Strange Women Lyin' In Ponds Distributin' Swords Is No System For A Basis Of Government

Christian doodle illustration. The Holy Grail.

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up!

Run Away!

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I am invincible!

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I present to you the holy snail… erm.. grail.

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

Bring me a shurbery

'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'

When you don't actually have horses...

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

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The ‘Holy Grail of shipwrecks’ is set to be recovered from the bottom of the ocean - along with its treasures which are believed to be worth up to $20bn in today’s money. The Colombian government said the San Jose, which was sunk by the British navy in 1708 off the port of Cartagena, would be recovered as a matter of urgency. The ship is thought to have sunk with a huge amount of treasure aboard, including 200 tonnes of silver, emeralds and eleven million gold coins.

Monty Python

Monty Python and the Holy Grail