Funny Hockey Sayings For Shirts

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

Look, I’m a hockey goalie. I know what it means to work hard. I know what it means to set your sights on a something and battle with your teammates towards that common purpose. It’s true. Everyone needs goals. But, my friend, you’re not going to find them here.

The incredible stench of a hockey bag full of reeking equipment. There's no greater insult. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

You’re the castle guard. You’ve got to be nasty, tough, and one of the best skaters on the team. If at first they don’t succeed, it’s probably because of you. You are a blueliner. You are a defenseman.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Mix up some perseverance, a lot of determination, some guts and plenty of sacrifice. Now you've got a hockey player! Another great hockey design from eBrush Design!

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

The face of intensity, the scowl of determination, the laser eyes of this ice hockey goalie are locked onto you and that pathetic puck you’re pushing up the ice. Welcome to the gate of Hell.

This christmas ice hockey ugly christmas xmas design is a great ice hockey christmas gifts for ice hockey player, ice hockey lovers or ice hockey coach, ice hockey team and goaltender or hockey goalie who loves santa claus & reindeer with candy canes. Whether you're ice hockey mom, ice hockey dad or ice hockey girl, hockey fan this ice hockey christmas xmas design which features ice hockey stick and hockey puck makes great birthday or christmas gifts for ice hockey defensemen, forwards and wingers.

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It's the hockey goalie's catcher, or glove. Whatever you call it, it's the place where slapshots go to die!

Ciao to all Italian hockey players. It's your turn to take a bow at HockeyShirtShop.com. Here's to lo stivale, the boot. We salute your place on the ice, the Italian Ice. This design is for you!

They're a giving bunch, those hockey players. They give blood, freely and often. Show that you support the cause with the eBrush Design classic design.

The hockey puck is about to drop. An Ice hockey game will be played. And another opponent will be defeated. It’s time. Game on! eBrush Design graphics for hockey players are sure to be loved by hockey fans, hockey lovers, and hockey coaches alike. Funny, poignant, or inspiring, our hockey designs make an impression.

You were blessed with great hockey talent, sick skills that both wow your teammates and devastate your opponents. But with that talent comes obligation. With Great Dangles Comes Great Responsibility.

A funny saying about indecisiveness - Kind of Want to Change the World, Kind of Want to Take A Nap

Alcohol Funny T-Shirt Design featuring a lettering design with the text Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question. This design is also available in other merchandise. Please Follow Us for more cool, cute, funny and awesome graphic designs.

A penny for your thoughts seems a little pricey funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

The toughest job in all of sports? Is there anything tougher than being a hockey goalie parent? They know what I'm talking about. So, here's one for the Goalie Mom, the toughest job in all of sports.