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A classic dual between two mighty roosters. Inked in traditional Philippine flag colors. Philippine flag in the background.

The dueling roosters. Inked in tradition Filipino flag colors. Classic Filipino flag sun in the background

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Cock Sparrer (/ˈkɒk spɑːrə/) is an English punk rock band formed in 1972 in the East End of London. Although they have never enjoyed commercial success, they helped pave the way for the early '80s punk scene and the Oi! subgenre., Their songs have been covered by many punk, Oi!, and hardcore punk bands

Hand drawn cock fight illustration in dot like pattern styel.

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Ideal tshirt for any member in the family who happens to be the fun, handsome, adventurous one. Great gift from mom, dad, grandmother, grandfather, son, daughter, aunt, brother, or sister of a new baby in the family. Perfect for family reunions, birthdays, pictures, Christmas, vacation, or a gift for any friend. To get an equivalent shirt for your grandfather, grandmother, father, mother, wife, husband.

rub my cock for good luck. Features a chicken wearing with four leaf clovers and shamrocks! Wear to St Patricks Day party to celebrate saint paddy's day. rub my cock for good luck. Great gift or present for chicken lovers, or poultry farmer, organic free range egg farmer. Also a funny adult joke for men to wear at st patrick's day party!

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Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh" T-shirt and accessory design of the Blue Peter badge / logo mocked up to represent this hilarious quote from I'm Alan Partridge series 2

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The Cock Robin Defending his Nest .Digital elaboration from Victorian fairy painting by John Anster Fitzgerald.

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In the sleepy English village of Upper Dencher can be found The Old Cock Inn, a pub famous for once being the hangout of the notorious highwayman Big Dick Turpin. Every Saturday evening, members of the Old Cock's Darts Team still meet to chuck their arrows from the oche, and raise many a pint pot to the memory of Big Dick. If you're passing by, do feel free to drop in and join them, and be sure to wear your club tee or pin badge to receive a warm hand on your entrance. A design inspired by places and events from the 1974 British comedy film Carry On Dick, which starred Sid James as Reverend Flasher (alias Big Dick Turpin) and Bernard Bresslaw as Sir Roger Daley. Variations on this design are also available from my store.

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The Angry Cock Bar & Grill. The best place to enjoy a beer and the best angry chicken burgers in town!

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Oh Cock (James May Top Gear)

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Design made from a photography of an andeadn cock-of-the-rock. The text reads: Native to Andean cloud forests in South America. It is the national bird of Peru. After mating, the female makes a nest under a rocky overhang, incubates the eggs, and rears the young, all by herself. It eats a diet of fruit, supplemented by insects, amphibians, reptiles, and smaller mice.

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Step into the world of mental health support with a splash of sarcastic humor through our exclusive "NAME OF DESIGN" merch. Designed to turn heads and raise eyebrows, this collection combines the serious topic of mental health with a dash of playful irreverence, ensuring that conversations around mental well-being are engaging and memorable. So why wait? Join us in spreading awareness and embracing mental health with a touch of sarcastic humor. Let's create a world where discussions about mental well-being are approached with compassion, acceptance, and a good dose of laughter.

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Big Black Cock Is My Spirit Animal

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Five popular Peruvian birds are illustrated in our cute cartoon Birdorable style. They perch around the word PERU in big blue letters. Birders who have been to Peru and have seen these target birds will love this fun souvenir-style design.

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