I Don't Have Ducks Crewneck Sweatshirt

I Don't Have Ducks

Katie: 5'10" 160

Sarcasm Crewneck Sweatshirt

Design by topher

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Don’t Have Ducks. I Don’t Have a Row. I Have Squirrels. And They’re Drunk.” design on apparel and gifts.

Color: White

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Sarcasm Crewneck Sweatshirt FAQ

Do you have other sarcasm designs?
Yes! In addition to sarcasm designs, we have humor, sarcastic, and joke designs.
What material is this item made of?

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with a twill neckline and banded cuffs to keep in the heat. Learn More »

What USA ship methods are available?

Standard (7-10 Business Days)

UPS Air (3-5 Business Days)

Estimates include 3 days of printing and processing time. More Shipping Info »

What is the return/exchange policy?

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.

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