Funny Saying Humor Crewneck Sweatshirts

For those that don't like sports but want to be supportive. Go team. You can do it.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

HONK design

Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

Funny headache quote.

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Duct tape can't fix stupid..

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

I'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you.

Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

We all know what that means: Oh For Fuck's Sake! Funny Shirt in White text, also available in black text.

Sarcastic Collection!

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

She is his lobster too!

FUNNY QUOTES

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

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I'm Currently Unsupervised. This should frighten you.

FUNNY QUOTES

Sober W/B

It's true.

Don't make me repeat myself - history t-shirt

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It