Cynical Merch

from contact with people.

Diogenes was trying to find an honest man by shining his lantern at people's faces smelling like old dog. Not the best tactic, but having this cool design definitely sounds like a better idea.

It's a bubble

internet

He's had enough of those #*%& darn @#$% clankers.

Perfect for the person who has no tolerance for stupid questions.

I can't keep up

Optimistically Cynical Oxymoron Fun: For the person that likes to keep people guessing what exactly they mean! A good gift on a t-shirt, a hat, and many other items.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I'm Actually Not Funny. I'm just Really Mean and People think I'm Joking” design on your favorite apparel and gifts

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.” ― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

cynical unicorn funny quotes

Cynical cat; cynical humor. Sarcastic, scornful cat. "Couldn't give a damn". Great design for the cat lover / owner.

Better Grab Your Dumbrella - It's Really Stupid Out There Today

Generation X — the forgotten, misbegotten children of history. Late Cold War kids, they witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall, the rise of the Digital Age, and the death of the Post-Cold War dream. Independent, cynical, and disaffected — they are DEFINITELY up to something.

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” ― George Carlin

to establish an alibi

Whatever; cynical humor. Typography, cut out letters. Ransom-style font. Colorful, witty, retro.

it's a bubble

Fleabag horrible feeling quote

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

These sarcastic and humorous designs will get a laugh and turn heads

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

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"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Clinical Cynical

Rated Gen X: Contains strong sarcasm, mild nostalgia, and frequent cynicism. Some Material May Be Inappropriate for Millennials. Boomers Strongly Cautioned. The perfect gift for that Gen X birthday, Christmas, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

I'm no therapist, but have your tried CLOWNS?

Show your emotions.

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Show your witty side with this unique design!

Show your witty side with this unique design!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “You Said Long Story Short 10 Seconds Ago. Seriously, Wrap it the Fuck Up” design on your favorite apparel.

"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face" - Diogenes of Sinope

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Of Course Your Opinion Matters. Just Not to Me.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Maui - You Can't Afford It: Funny Parody of Vacation Souvenir