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What if Dean Martin came back as a baby bird? Well I think it might go a *little* something like this...

Tags: singer, alcohol, cigarette, booze, joey-bishop

Ring A-Ding Ding Baby Bird T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Not sure why I made his mouth like that. It symbolizes something. Jazz, most likely.

Tags: dairy, vegetarian, vegan, farmer, jazz

You Must'nt've A Cow, Man! T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Somebody does, though. Whoever that is, is who's gettin all my juicy prayers!

Tags: spirituality, enlightenment, divine, bible, holy

God Don't Make No Trash! T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Remember?

Tags: 1980s-cartoons, jazz, 1980s, 1980s-animation, 80s-tv

West Coast Raisins T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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(Yes)

Tags: church, bible, vampires, religious, undead

Catholic Vampires T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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*Peter Griffin voice* "You tink Crime Dog's bad?"

Tags: violence, murderer, chain-gang, outlaws, beagle-boys

Beagle Men T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.

Tags: artist, joke, fear, cartoon, internet

ONE FEAR T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!

Tags: summer, pork, funny, food, vintage

Mournin' Pete's T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.

Tags: hell, death, humor, food, wolf

Hell Was Full T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Buy it or don't. I can only take you so far.

Tags: eating, naked, weiner, eat, humor

Mr. Peanis T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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It's pizza. The popular food made famous on the TV show "The Sopranos"

Tags: pizza-delivery, crust, papa-johns, pizza-hut, dominos

Pizza T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Hot Topic rejected my shirt design so I'm selling it here.

Tags: different, cartoons, cartoon, fox, dale-gribble

You Laugh Because I'm Different T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Here's to the nights we'll never remember with the friends we'll never forget!

Tags: summer, urinal, seasons, party, beach

Summer of Piss T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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only 90s kids will remember disappointing the Pink Panther

Tags: game-over, continue, game, vintage, nintendo

Game Over! T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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This bee has a blade, you see

Tags: sting, stinger, violence, shank, shiv

Bee Blade T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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From the meme. Remember that meme? Funny thing about that meme is it wasn't a meme originally. It was just a comic I wrote on a takeout napkin about Simpsons porn. And now it's a meme that's been dead for at least four years. But I gotta pay rent, so here I am offering it up for sale. Capitalism, man. Sucks ass.

Tags: one-fear, beautiful, humor, joke, bransonreese

One Fear (white on black) T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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This is a mouse named Michard. He does not go by any nicknames. He is immune to lawyers.

Tags: animal, disneyland, walt-disney, mickey, disney

Michard Mouse T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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For everyone out there who just doesn't give a shit anymore but would also like to honor the memory of beloved actor Jerry Orbach

Tags: rest-in-peace, death, mourning, respect, shades

In Memory T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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One time I said sharks were smooth and nine thousand nerds yelled at me. Who's laughing now? Not me, because I'm in jail for selling my pee at the market as "spicy kombucha."

Tags: geek, expert, humor, scientist, beach

Sharks Are Smooth As Hell T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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I've updated the classic "Don't Tread On Me" snake to better reflect our current political climate.

Tags: freedom, liberty, united-states, american, libertarian

Red Pilled Snake T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Please do not listen to Crime Dog

Tags: jail, breaking-the-law, theft, bank-robbery, criminal

Crime Dog T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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If you don't buy this, you don't love your wife. I'm sorry; I don't make the rules

Tags: soul-mate, honeymoon, just-married, married, romance

LOVE MY WIFE T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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Let everybody know where you stand

Tags: government, animal, smoker, retro, civic-duty

Camel Voter T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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No specific brand loyalty here. Just, like, any old root beer.

Tags: repo-man, beer, root, stewarts, boylan

Root Beer T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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When I was a kid people were upset about Joe Camel because they thought he was going to encourage kids to smoke, when they should've been upset about something far deeper and darker that he was stirring in us.

Tags: vaping, cancer, penis, vape, cigarettes

Joe Camel T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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I spent nine hours on this and was fired for making it even though I did it on a weekend

Tags: akira-toriyama, kelsey-grammer, nbc, saiyan, television

Frieza Crane T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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A fun shirt to wear on Friday while people throw rocks at you

Tags: jon-arbuckle, niles-crane, cheers, sitcom, comic

TGIF (Today Garfield Is Frasier) T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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I can't think of a single good occasion for wearing this.

Tags: manga, sailor-moon, tuxedo-mask, anime, david-hyde-pierce

Niles Chan T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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America's favorite swan from a webcomic can now be yours to own on a shirt or a mug or something

Tags: animals, joke, birds, comic, comedy

Swan Boy! T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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This vile cat won't stop claiming he's God. You want to strike him down.... and yet, see how your hand falters. Be careful wearing this shirt. If you're wearing it when you die, you'll go straight to hell.

Tags: cat, christian, faith, comics, funny

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We've all been there!

Tags: bathroom, man, fast, speed, rush

Driving Home to "Use the Bathroom" T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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This cactus has a face for some reason. Probably because God is punishing it. For what? I don't know, but it must've been pretty messed up.

Tags: humor, comics, saguaro, sonoran-desert, california

Cactus T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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HONK IF HE'S HORNY

Tags: ten-gallon-hat, cowboy-hat, john-wayne, cowboys, ranch

Nice Horse T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.

Tags: birthday, birth, animal, baby, bay-bird

Happy Little Egg T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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"Buddy, they won't even let me fuck him"

Tags: hot-man, sexy-man, sexy, hot, heaven

Hot God T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take. You're in Hell. You were born here and you'll die here.

Tags: the-office, sports, st-louis-blues, the-great-one, new-york-rangers

Wayne Gretzky T-Shirt

by bransonreese
€17 €11
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