Funny Author Merch

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

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Future Bestselling Author - fun typography quote for aspiring writers

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

Charles Bukowski, German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer.

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Arthur Rimbaud was a French poet known for his influence on modern literature and arts, which prefigured surrealism.

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

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A funny I’m a cool story pro tell a cool story bro totally awesome epic lit author prose epic fiction storyteller author bookish aesthetic writer lifestyle slogan t-shirt or product. Get a fun cool story pro tee or gift today.

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Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for author : Loved one or friend !

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for author : Loved one or friend !

Embrace your dual identity with our tee that proudly says, 'I'm a Dad and an Author, Nothing Scares Me.' Celebrate your fearless spirit in both family life and storytelling.

Writing is a hard job and we need credit where credit is due! A great gift for your favorite wordsmith!

So, please make sure it's worth it or I'd rather be reading now. This graphic is also available in white graphic for dark-colored merchandise like black tess, navy tshirt, etc.

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Amiri Baraka, also known as LeRoi Jones was an American writer of poetry, drama, fiction, essays and music criticism

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Embrace your creative side with our 'I'm an author, I make stuff up for a living' product. This witty and humorous design is perfect for passionate authors who love to craft compelling stories from their imagination. Whether you're a seasoned novelist or a budding writer, this piece proudly showcases your profession as a master of fiction. Made with high-quality materials, this comfortable and stylish gift is an ideal choice for casual outings, writing sessions, or literary events. Wear it with pride and let the world know that you have the extraordinary ability to bring captivating worlds and intriguing characters to life through your words. It's not just a job; it's a passion, and this apparel celebrates your unique talent as an author.

Introducing our inspiring t-shirt design. This shirt is a perfect fit for writers, book lovers, and those who conquer the challenges of writing. Celebrate your triumph over writer's block with pride and humor. The design embraces the spirit of literature and showcases your dedication to the craft. Ideal for bookworms and members of book clubs, it's a stylish way to express your love for writing. Let your creativity flourish and inspire others with this witty and relatable tee.

Quotes from the detective that knows how to use his little grey cells!

Embrace your creative side with our 'I'm an author, I make stuff up for a living' product. This witty and humorous design is perfect for passionate authors who love to craft compelling stories from their imagination. Whether you're a seasoned novelist or a budding writer, this piece proudly showcases your profession as a master of fiction. Made with high-quality materials, this comfortable and stylish gift is an ideal choice for casual outings, writing sessions, or literary events. Wear it with pride and let the world know that you have the extraordinary ability to bring captivating worlds and intriguing characters to life through your words. It's not just a job; it's a passion, and this apparel celebrates your unique talent as an author.

Jack Kerouac ∆∆∆ 90s Styled Retro Graphic Design

Introducing our inspiring t-shirt design. This shirt is a perfect fit for writers, book lovers, and those who conquer the challenges of writing. Celebrate your triumph over writer's block with pride and humor. The design embraces the spirit of literature and showcases your dedication to the craft. Ideal for bookworms and members of book clubs, it's a stylish way to express your love for writing. Let your creativity flourish and inspire others with this witty and relatable tee.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

Awesome gift for mom bloggers and writers. This will be a great gift for mom on mothers day or birthday.

Broken Crayons Still Color by MAKO DESIGN FOR U !

Introducing our captivating t-shirt design. This literary-inspired shirt is perfect for writers, book lovers, and those who appreciate the art of storytelling. With a hint of mystery and a touch of humor, it celebrates the anticipation of plot twists and surprises. Ideal for bookworms and members of book clubs, it showcases your love for literature in a stylish and witty way. Get ready to spark conversations and show off your passion for books with this eye-catching tee.

Whether you're attending book events, engaging in literary discussions, or simply expressing your love for storytelling, this item is sure to spark conversations and laughter among fellow book enthusiasts. Proceed with caution, for in the hands of an author, anything can happen!

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Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

Flaunt your writing talent. No one ever pays attention to the blurb's attribution anyways, right?

Perfect gift for any author, writer in your life When you start writing a book and you need motivation...

Abraham Hollingsworth was an author who suffered momentous writer’s block. In 1957, he penned the internationally acclaimed The Moral Decline Of African Mountain Apes and was hailed as a triumphant new literary voice. Ten years later, the world was still waiting for his follow-up novel and in 1970, Hollingsworth’s publisher finally decided to sack his under-performing butt. In 1987, the thirty-year mental-block was seemingly ended when Hollingsworth released his second novel, however it turned out to be an abridged version of his first novel. He has been in self-imposed exile ever since.