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Imagination Quote from Alice in Wonderland.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Never Trust the Loving is a great quote from the Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice. This Burton film is full of great quotes and this is one of favorites. Even nowadays you should not trust the living for Tim Burton may have been onto something. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

First rule of this game is: do not talk about this game

Women are not an interest group. They are mothers and daughters and sisters and wives. They are half of this country and they are perfectly capable of making their own choices about their health. Bold prochoice feminist quotation by former president Barack Obama. Keep abortion legal and keep women safe.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

You like this shirt? Just kidding I don't give a care...

Matt Foley

Give your balls a tug

Sarcastic Quote I Used To Be A People Person

Don't Call Me Shirley.

a funny design for those among us who can carry it off. Self confidence is a good thing. Self belief is good too. Just be nice :-). the perfect gift for you 'life of the party' friend or family member.

I Cast Fireball Dialogue merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party in all situations, like a stealth check, insight check, or history check. Shout this funny fantasy quote when slaying a monster or defeating a boss during your gaming night!

I hate my job toilet paper and toothbrush. Funny gift.

When life gives you lemon, throw it back and ask for chocolate!

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

Squits, Timmy, Tommy, Yeah-Yeah, Smalls, Ham, Benny the Jet Rodriquez... the gang's all here!

Unleash your playful side with our statement piece, "If You Let Them Shenan Once, best believe they'll shenan again." Dive into a collection of witty apparel featuring recurring shenanigans, perfect for those who appreciate humor-infused, unique fashion.

Best quotes from einstein in WPAP popart Illustrations.

… Then I do the things!

Sarcastic Collection!

a simple no works fine

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

“Not all those who wander are lost”- J.R.R Tolkien I hope you enjoy this piece!

Take Chances! Make Mistakes! Get Messy! - Ms. Frizzle This design is great for a teacher gift, classroom art, or to decorate a nursery or play room.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Vintage Remember Kids Electricty Kil You

it's not a lie if you believe it.

Dream Kid Meme. "Have You Ever Had a Dream...You Could Do Anything". The perfect funny / inspirational gift for anyone!

The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!