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SHORT is never a choice but we can live it through with it!

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I'm concentrated awesome

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Your mama was a snow blower

I'm not short, I'm just a person.zip. A funny joke for short people who will enjoy this design. Happy compressed folder in your PC!

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Short Circuit 2 was a real american tale of xenophobia - hard working robot Johnny Five comes to the big city and gets manipulated by criminals who want him for their own purposes. Beat down by reality, here is Johnny Five getting disassembled. Never forget!

While not everyone embraces being short, those who do own it like nobody's business...

Stand By Me x Abbey Road

This was inspired by my cousin and her fight for recovery. She is a little sassy one and this quote will be the perfect pick me up for her sassy self.

"It's Like Beer"

Johnny 5 is alive.

So, can you name them all? :)

He needs Input

From the movie "Short Circuit"

Im Not Short Im Concentrated Sexiness

Hold on to your potatoes!

The undeniably formidable teaming of Indy and Marion are able to transcend defending anyone from deadly snakes to various temperamental relics.

A classic trio, minimalized.

See! It's not your fault!

8os movie short circuit poster based on the film

I'm an archaeologist. He's an archaeologist. We're an archaeologist. Be an archaeologist. Wouldn't you like to Be an archaeologist too?

From Three Amigos.

T-shirt inspired by "Johnny Five". The robot protagonist of the 80s science fiction film entitled "Short Circuit".

Pop folk art of Stevie Wonder

I'm not short. I'm just more down to earth.

Johnny Five is alive! input-input woo-woo! Inspired by Short Circuit/Short Circuit 2

Johnny 5

"Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something!" Steve Martin

Too Short

Fact: Short people and Raccoons share the same traits: Small, Nocturnal, Highly Intelligent, Extremely Adaptable, Black Circles Around Eyes, Hiss When Threatened, Opportunistic, Eat Garbage, Cute

Our favorite punchline from the classic film, Clue, decorated with the six iconic weapons from the game.

This is an illustration that combines Johnny 5 and the Johnny B Goode scene from the famous 1980s movie about traveling through time.

Short Girl