Sperm Merch

I have always been fascinated with sperm whales. Such amazing animals living in the deep!

a cute sperm whale

If you didn't think 2020 would eventually lead to talking about Demon Sperm, you haven't been paying attention.

2020 will be remembered for a lot of things. We didn't think we'd be adding demon sperm to that list, yet here we are.

The sperm whale is the largest predator on earth. With a maximum diving depth of up to 3 km and up to 2 hours diving time he's a great diver who chases his prey in the deep sea.

Majestic, serene, mysterious

Sperm Whale

a sunset landscape waterscape in a spark whale silhouette

inspired by a throw-away sign in the Simpsons

Doc Immanuel has the cure. Hallelujah!

Blue sperm whale for animal lovers.

"Oh no, not again."

".. all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick."

Whale Whale Whale T-Shirt. Funny Pun Visual Gag Shirt for blue whale, sperm whale and whale pun fans everywhere. Original Whale Whale Whale Shirt Design featuring classic Whale Pun artwork.

showcasing its powerful and majestic presence as it gracefully opens its jaws in a display of both strength and magnificence.

Moby Dick Ruins the Boat

Community Here’s Your Sperm Black & White version – Walton Goggins by CH3Media ©2023 CH3Media

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast?

Fisherman T-shirt Series

Ocean inhabitants

Illustration of a terrifying zombie whale, hand-drawn by my young brother and edited by me :)

Sperm Whale 2

A traditional watercolour illustration of a Sperm whale Physeter macrocephalus by Chloe Yzoard, painted in 2021.

This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me T-Shirt

Sperm Whale 4

A beautiful t-shirt showing a cute happy cartoon blue whale, ideal for the animal lover in your life.

What are you writing, dad?

A turquoise coloured sperm whale in a kawaii cute style.

Sperm Whale 5

Sperm Whale 3

whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?

This shows a cute and lovely sperm proposing an ovum egg. Get this funny science pun biology sticker shirt. Will you be my Valentine?

Be Different! This Be Different design is for all those who know that different is not dangerous, and love vintage and different art styles. Illustration in artsy style features a bearded man on a silly horse.

seriously you were the sperm that won design

Explore the depths of whimsy with our "Sperm Whale to Hell" design! Picture a mischievous whale taking an unexpected journey through the abyss. This design is not just a statement; it's a playful narrative woven into fabric. Embrace the eccentricity, and let this marine marvel be your whimsical companion. This creation is more than fashion; it's an aquatic escapade captured in every stitch. With a nod to the absurd, this piece invites you to dive into a sea of laughter. Elevate your style with a touch of offbeat charm that echoes through the waves. Join us on this imaginative voyage as we redefine the boundaries of humor in design, one whale of a tale at a time.