Survival Of The Film Freaks Merch

The amazing poster art created by the one and only Joel Robinson available now!!!

Tour shirt featuring all film festivals from 2018

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look at ye handsome lad with eyes bright like a lady

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Em...

Yer fond of me lobster aint' ye? Alright have it your way, I like your cookin’

Inspired by your favourite post-apocalyptic film