Birthday Funny Quotes Hoodies

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From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh, yeah. It’s me, charter member of The Society of Trophy Husbands. We represent the greatest achievements of our wives. We are out here as arm candy, to reflect well on our better halves. Then, when the night is done, we are returned to the family room shelf until we are dusted off again.

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Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and offensive language, it humorously shifts blame for weight gain to a provocative scenario, playing on stereotypes and taboo subjects for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Don't Be a Richard

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Queens are born in July and this design is just for you. This fun Birthday design features a cute crown and typography perfect for a birthday gift or for yourself. This Queens are born in July design is great for Woman and girls/kids.

Queens are born in July and this design is just for you. This fun Birthday design features a cute crown and typography perfect for a birthday gift or for yourself. This Queens are born in July design is great for Woman and girls/kids.

A perfect gift for that gemini lover, friend or family that likes zodiac signs

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men who appreciate offensive adult humor and a sarcastic touch. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a cheeky attitude!

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Golden Girls thank you for being a friend

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

This cool design features a headphone and text that reads I can't hear you, I'm gaming is a great gift for men, women, boys, and girls who love gaming.

Express your profession as an electrician in a humorous way.

somebody's spoiled blue collar wife

"I've Tried To Stop Swearing But I Cunt": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive adult humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges the struggle to curb swearing habits with a bold and irreverent twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

You can’t tell by just looking at us. But we are everywhere. We’re your fathers, your brothers, and the guy you have a Match date with tonight. We epitomize the bad man dance. Come on guys, You know you belong. Join the Society of Guys Who Can’t Dance Good.

A gothic twist on bayou classic. When these guys gather down on the corner, the horror stories flow. The Poe Boys can definitely spin a yarn.

I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You Or Whatever Black

Because .... so many reasons why! lol

"Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting" is a hilarious design that showcases a witty twist on the iconic phrase. This comical design captures the idea that perhaps not everyone was partaking in the legendary Kung Fu fighting craze. With its humorous inscription, this design is bound to bring smiles and laughter wherever you go.

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Only the Awesomest Sloths are Born in October

Girl Gang Quote - Funny Girly Quotes

Get your dad laughing with this funny shirt Father's Day 'Your Dad is My Cardio '

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Grab this funny quarantine quotes as a quarantine gift for your son, daughter, dad, mom or friend who is stuck in lockdown and self isolation! Stay at home and flatten the curve wearing this funny quarantine humor joke outfit