Conker Hoodies

The secret life of conkers, from the surreal world of the 'Inklings' cartoon collection.

horse chestnut - conker

Fresh horse chestnuts (conkers) shot in dappled light

Inspired by the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day." I hope you like it! :)

Bring a little bit of the outdoors to your favourite items

we all do it.

Taskmaster Series 11 quote from contestant Mike Wozniak

conkers, eyes and a woman, in a surreal composition

The very happy ending LOL.

I'm gonna get tanked tonight

Perfect dark

It's sensitive to context!

When Squaring off either Against the first boss, or Covid 19, its best to be prepared and stock up.

The squirrel has gotta collect them all!

I Came I Saw I Conkered T-Shirt. Conkers Autumn Chesnut Pun Shirt for conker lovers and Autumn fans everywhere. Original I Came I Saw I Conkered Shirt Design featuring horse chesnut conker artwork.

The money you collect in Conkers Bad Fur Day. Want some green stuff?

Why should avocados get all the fun? Here's a horse chestnut playing with the conker.

The Great Mighty Poo

Want Some Green Stuff

I Came I Saw I Conkered T-Shirt. Conkers Autumn Chesnut Pun Shirt for conker lovers and Autumn fans everywhere. Original I Came I Saw I Conkered Shirt Design featuring horse chesnut conker artwork.

Confuse the masses with this rediculous company logo. Complete with actual squirrel balloons on the back of the apparel. Promote the safe and ethical treatment of our woodland allies with this silly shirt - and teach responsible squirrel stewardship to the world.

If The Great Mighty Poo recorded an entire opera album...and we kinda wish he did.

Watercolour on HP paper.

No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismi...

Nostalgic 90s Childhood playground Gift

The best boss of all time, The Great Mighty Poo.

Conkers design shows two school kids playing conkers - where a conker is attached a string and swung at another conker. A glorious Autumn sport using the seeds from the Horse Chestnut tree - a spiky gift from Nature.

These beautiful horse chestnut trees all lined up, leading to the yellow fields beyond in the summer sun, with their shadows looming on the grassland below in Rugby Warwickshire.