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Eowyn vs Nazgul

Keep it secret ... keep it safe

Passing through the depths of the Misty Mountains and the realm of Númenor, the heroes confront the dreaded reappearance of evil in Middle-earth and create legacies that will live on long after they are gone.

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost

The Lord of the Rings Version of This Little Piggy. And then, the hobbits go wee wee weeeeee all the way home to the shire. A funny parody of a childhood game with one of the greatest franchises ever written.

Tolkien's The Hobbit and Lord of The Rings inspired T-shirt

shush!

just silly nerd things

Eliminate your suffering with Lord of the Rings Pinball

"He's one of them rangers. Dangerous folk they are — wandering the wilds. What his right name is I've never heard, but around here, he's known as Strider."

A complicated and discerning orc who believes his extra long tusks brings him favour with the lady orcs. All this aside he loves to smash and hack.

We built this city on Orcs and Trolls

Join us at the Lake ...town!

Its like hi asking. What the hell is going on ?

The Lord of Drinks

Besties

So You Have Chosen ... Death.

This stained glass design captures the essence of magic and timelessness, inspired by the iconic phrase from the realm of fantasy. Radiant hues and intricate patterns intertwine to depict a wizardly figure amidst swirling motifs, symbolizing the eternal wisdom and mystical journey of a sorcerer. With its vibrant colors and captivating imagery, this stained glass artwork enchants viewers, inviting them to embark on a timeless adventure through the lens of imagination.

You have no power here, Catalf the Grey!

Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeet!

Funny Lord of the Rings Shirt!

Not all those who are lost! These hobbits definitely are not lost!

Beauty can be a never ending expression of inspiration, or it can be fatal. But sometimes both.

Let others know you know your Tolkien!

Way after the Peter Jackson trilogy of The hobbit, this was one of most intense and epic moments of the book! Imagine Bard yelling at the middle of the battle: "Arrow! Black arrow! I have saved you to the last. You have never failed me and always I have recovered you. I had you from my father and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true king under the Mountain, go now and speed well!" And then BAMMM!! Critical hit to Smaug's Heart!!

2021 Tales of The Nova Realm Logo Symbol!

You know what we do to haters around here? Boil 'em, mash 'em, and stick ' em in a stew!

What is this new devilry?