Penis Hoodies

"You just assured me that I could speak. I’m under what? Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest. Have a look at the headlock here. See that chap over there? He... GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis, people! Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oh that’s a nice headlock sir! Oh! Ahh yes, I see that you know your Judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare... get your hands off me. Tata & farewell!"

Big Wong Restaurant has served Malaysian-style food for the Las Vegas community for over 12 years. Closed the Summer of 2023

Share your love missile with someone special this Valentines

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

When your over-endowed stag is feeling shy...

The official Trollpikken design from Norway. Designed in the official Norwegian flag colors red, white and blue. Designed and created in Norway by Norwegian designer

Coming at you!

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

One of the best games of all time as a Game cartridge!

Small Penis Big Dream

This is a mock-up advert for the restaurant that Mr. "Democracy Manifest" dined at in Queensland Australia, when he got arrested on suspicion of credit card fraud and launched into his famous rant that includes "this is democracy manifest"

Get your hand of Santa's penis!!

My alter ego

perfect for work play or church

When your over-endowed stag needs just a little censoring...

When your wildly over-burdened stag is feeling bashful...

I'm Missing Parts - the perfect Christmas gift for those who might be missing baggage in their britches. #nodick #noballs #snowman #frosty #frostythesnowman #penishumor #dickjokes #xmas #christmas #humor #ootd #fun #clothing #lit #clothes #funny #shirts #cute #tshirt #fit #gift #love #fashion #happy #life #style #design #store #fire #sale #cybermonday #blackfriday #shop #art #mood #smile #christmas #ideas

When the mind goes and draws insight, I drew it without prior planning.

Butterfly of hope

Savage design, that's good choice for gifts

Smile

Simple and deep

DAAA, dirty mouth .

My battery high enough to continue my day.

Faith hand

Peanut Envy (funny spoof on penis envy)

When an abomination needs just a smidge of censoring before you pick the kids up from school...

Hey! You guys are watching Bird Up! The worst show on television!

You're on Fart'splosion! Here's $5.

Oedipus had a swollen head and a swollen foot but...