Zardoz Hoodies

Zardoz

Arguably the best and most influential sci fi film of the 70's! ...but really, I'm pretty sure the screenwriter on this movie was credited as, "drugs."

ZARDOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1974 Movie Poster

You are commanded to do the bidding of the giant stone head Zardoz!

'I Have Seen The Future And It Doesn't Work.' The Zardoz Design celebrates the cult classic 1974 film directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. In the future, Earth is ruled by Eternals, an advanced and secret sect of beings who reign over a savage group called Brutals. The Eternals have created a god named Zardoz to intimidate the Brutals, making them believe that killing is their natural state. However, Zed, a Brutal warrior, challenges that assumption when he enters the Zardoz monument and is captured by an Eternal. There, he learns the truth about the Eternals and the false god that rules society.

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Reproduction: From the 1974 film Zardoz.

Zardoz speaks to you, His chosen ones

Zardoz Stone Head

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Zardoz Movie Poster starring Connery from the 1970s.

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Anyone familiar with the cult classic won’t have any questions. And the ones who do have question may be too afraid to ask!

Zardoz (1974) is a 1974 Irish-American science fantasy film written, produced, and directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. It depicts a post-apocalyptic world where barbarians worship a stone god called "Zardoz”. In this future dystopia, while the Brutals live in a wasteland, their overlords luxuriate in the Vortex. The Eternals created Zardoz to control the Brutals, inciting them to mass murder. However, Zed (Sean Connery) refuses to accept the status quo, embarking on a journey that explores the theme of genetic engineering and exposes the devastating truth about the corrupt society he lives in.

As Zardoz fortold, I have seen the future, and it doesn't work.

Zardoz (1974) is a 1974 Irish-American science fantasy film written, produced, and directed by John Boorman and starring Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling. It depicts a post-apocalyptic world where barbarians worship a stone god called "Zardoz”. In this future dystopia, while the Brutals live in a wasteland, their overlords luxuriate in the Vortex. The Eternals created Zardoz to control the Brutals, inciting them to mass murder. However, Zed (Sean Connery) refuses to accept the status quo, embarking on a journey that explores the theme of genetic engineering and exposes the devastating truth about the corrupt society he lives in.

The giant flying stone head from the classic John Boorman fantasy film, Zardoz.

Who's the Brutal?

Zardoz

Show your love of the weird and wacky Sean Connery film Zardoz with Theo’s quote from an episode of Rabbit In Red Radio praising Connery’s performance

Zardoz is a 1974 feature film by John Boorman that was set to be a blockbuster, but ended up leaving many movie goers and critics alike confused. The deeper than average sci-fi's poor reception was blamed on people's failure to understand Boorman's analogies and philosophical statements, though many agree that it was just too weird for the masses. The film's singular vision of a dystopic future in 2293 that includes giant, flying stone heads, immortal rich people, and a scene in which a bunch of impotent people show Sean Connery smut and watch in hopes of seeing him get a boner. The film is a genuinely quirky trip into a future that is hard to describe, which is most likely the reason it's become something of a cult classic over the years.

Zed from Zardoz as Baphomet.

Zardoz

Zardoz speaks, but you don't have to listen. Resist his call, he is a false god.

I mashed up Pee-wee and Zardoz... why, you may ask? Cuz I could and it's awesome!

This is how you find out who the cool kids are. If they’re asking questions, you may want to rethink your friendship. A cult classic and an extraordinary costume. This design also comes with a red background. That design is listed in my store as well.

The podcast is good!!!

I loved these movies, and this place, so I put all three together for something fun.

ZARDOZ 1974 MOVIE 1 shop

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Yet another bad movie podcast and gear to celebrate it. These products will not stop bullets, protect you from Zardoz, or attract a mate. Seriously, they will not impress anyone, just like the films we review. So, enjoy!

Sir Sean Connery (pronounce / ˈʃɔːn ˈkɒnəɹi / 1) is a British actor and producer born August 25, 1930 in Edinburgh, Scotland and died October 31, 2020 in Nassau, Bahamas.

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