Cynical Kids Hoodies

For you procrastinator or your lazy friend who was born in November (and was probably due three months earlier).

I couldn't sleep right now and a very intrusive, cynical thought just popped in my head. Why do we live our short lives worrying about things that won't matter in the end?

Just so you know...

Sure. Whatever. Food.

Don't say you weren't warned...

A Kid's Edition

A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems A Little Pricey, a sarcastic joke quote for people to show their attitude Hilarious Cynical humor Sayings.

Undeath begins at the end of your comfort zone. Funny Motivational Zombie design, for sarcasm lovers and Zombie enthusiasts. Keep yourself motivated or inspire others with this twisted quote!

There is someone you don't like or want to make a joke with? Then this sarcastic or ironic design is the perfect outfit. I Hope Karma Slaps You in the Face Before I Do

Simple white letters on black background: Maybe swearing will help. Some days there's just not a lot you can do. [expletive deleted]

Ew Work

I Hope Karma Slaps You in The Face Before I Do outfit, Funny shirt, Sarcastic Saying outfit, Gift for Friends,Humorous, Karma shirt.

For you procrastinator or your lazy friend who was born in December (and was probably due three months earlier).

Do you live on Planet Snark? Is "sardonic" your second language and "cynical" your third? Do you do deadpan more than you do straight talk? Maybe this design is for you.

When You Are Dead You Do Not Know You Are Dead - It's The Same When You Are Stupid is an observational one-liner about stupidity based on the theory of subjective reality. Perfect for psych students or those who are intolerant of incompetence. There’s no such thing as a stupid person. Saying that do you have a strong and persistent intolerance of stupidity? Llithiophobia: the fear of stupidity is intrinsic to this awesome text design. Maybe you don't understand people and are too judgemental?

I Hope Karma Slaps You in The Face Before I Do outfit, Funny shirt, Sarcastic Saying outfit, Gift for Friends,Humorous, Karma shirt.

This is a dark ride in typography style. A throwback to the old carnival ride warning, a cynical expression, Or just a sign you're slightly depressed? For myself, once in a while I just want to be left alone, and this is my go-to shirt.

For one of those days where you just want to return home and cuddle into a ball on the couch

Funny and sarcastic illustration featuring a cat with a fish bowl over his head so he can't hear what people are saying. He doesn't want to be disturbed. Perfect for adults and teenagers, your son or daughter, and anyone who likes funny and cynical quotes. Fitting for any sarcastic lover.

Do you wake up in the middle of the night FARTLED? You are NOT ALONE. Reach out today. Support group for the occasional mid-night-farter who scares himself/herself awake. Filled with dread and anxiety, you hope with all your might your partner did not just hear that, that maybe it was all just a dream. But you know it wasn't.. Hooo the shame! Fear not, reach out to get the support you need to overcome this new low in your life, and get this t shirt to rise awareness :P Funny, stupid, real cynical design - best gift for this person in your life who farts and creates panic around it. Or maybe treat yourself with this one, you know - as the saying goes.. the one who smelt it..

Cat's Guide To Negotiation

That Guy

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The Unexpected Guest Protocol

Not everything in life has to be good

Express your mind and state your claim with these, "I hate mean people" products.

Bad To The Bone

Dance of The Exploited

Fashion Tips For Quitters

Add more humor to your day with this cute and quirky design featuring a sloth holding a brain and with the cheeky saying "Oops... Looks like you've lost something". For animal and irony lovers.

Like, stop already.

Unleash humor with our unique design featuring a magic mirror backdrop and a witty insult: "Could you tell me where you bought your magic mirror? I'd like the courage to go out of the house looking like that." Perfect for those who love a blend of sarcasm and style. Get yours now and add a touch of sass to your wardrobe!

Film quote from the cheerful clown film, full of cynicism, social criticism and irony. Who likes the evil clown will understand and love this movie meme. Stay cheerful!

Sorry I'm Not Listening

Funny and sarcastic illustration featuring a cat with a fish bowl over his head so he can't hear what people are saying. He doesn't want to be disturbed. Great for adults and teenagers, your son or daughter, and anyone who likes funny and cynical quotes. Perfect if you don't want anybody to disturb you.

Diogenes, also known as Diogenes the Cynic, was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynic philosophy. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea. He was banished from Sinope when he took to debasement of currency. After being exiled, he moved to Athens and criticized many cultural conventions of the city. He used his simple lifestyle to criticize the social values and institutions of what he saw as a corrupt, confused society. He was captured by pirates and sold into slavery, eventually settling in Corinth. There he passed his philosophy of Cynicism to Crates, who taught it to Zeno of Citium, who fashioned it into the school of Stoicism, one of the most enduring schools of Greek philosophy. (Wikipedia)