Pessimism Kids Hoodies

You Don't Hate Monday, You Just Hate Pessimism

Pessimism Rocks the World

doctrine that the universe is essentially evil

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

A simply drawn white cat who is about to drop a glass of water is the center of the item. The written indications conform a meme-like graph. The classic optimist and pessimist ambivalence is invaded by a nasty me.

Love Is An Illusion And The Brutal Persistence Of Time Will Destroy You - Nihilist Comic Strip

Hell Is Other People - Nihilist Typographic Graphic Design

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.....

Inspired by 70s vannin' culture and iron-on transfers, and dedicated to parents who still know how to party.

pessimism never fails

pessimism never fails

Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher, often called the “philosopher of pessimism,” who was primarily important as the exponent of a metaphysical doctrine of the will in immediate reaction against Hegelian idealism. His writings influenced later existential philosophy and Freudian psychology.

Embrace the paradox with our new design. Perfect for seekers of silver linings and those who navigate life's ups and downs with a positive spin. Display this design as a badge of resilience, inspiring others to see the brighter side. Get ready to redefine the power of optimism amidst the shadows of the world's pessimism!

Nihilism? Ja Bitte!

Add some inspirational words to your wardrobe with this motivational "Pessimism Leads To Weakness, Optimism To Power" design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

Beware False Prophets

Funny sayings to brighten your day.

For those who have aspirations that have overgrown.

Be The Nobody That You Are

"Black And White: Dark Sad No Heaven - Suffer" is a poignant and evocative piece of art that delves into the depths of human emotions. Through a monochromatic lens, it explores the raw and somber aspects of life, portraying the absence of hope and a sense of despair. The artwork captures the essence of suffering and the struggles individuals face, reflecting the human condition in its most vulnerable state.

Twist on a Dorothy Parker quote - What Fresh Hell is This? A quote for when you can't believe what's happening, when life sucks, when everything's falling apart, and when you just want something amusing and funny.

Pessimism Never Fails

Features half an illustrated portrait of German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer with an inspiring, popular quote. Makes a cool gift for Schopenhauer fans, anyone who could use some empowering advice, and students and teachers of western philosophy, literature, pessimism, religion, and the humanities.

Bad Vibes Only

Be cool, life is suffering Buddha

This design is a playful take on the often-stereotyped image of accountants as being pessimistic and overly analytical. The lettering is whimsical and fun, with a nod to the tools of the trade - calculators. The design is perfect for anyone in finance who wants to showcase their fun side, or for anyone who loves a good joke about accountants.

Ugh.

I should not have licked that last toad.

Somedays everything is totally drong.

Could be worse - funny but also sad t shirt design for your injured friend. Show you care and give the best pep talk anyone can give with this wonderful phrase.

I'm that person who crosses the street like they don't care about life.

Historical pride.

Nothing funny meme text font for man's woman's T-Shirt Apparel Stickers Cases Mugs Wall Art Notebooks Pillows Totes Tapestries.

If you think that Life is meaningless, and you like existential nihilism, nihilist people and have nihilist thoughts, this is perfect! It's a philosophical viewpoint. The font is vintage, the colors are blue palette and the style is grunge and 80's. Perfcet gift idea for a sad or shy friend who like black humour and is cold because he's a nihilist who doesn't like life.

Every Living Thing Dies Alone

What is there to life?