Snark Kids Hoodies

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Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

seems to have malfunctioned

Yeah yeah, we know she probably didn't say it, but "Let them eat cake" is just an iconic Marie Antoinette quote, and this pop art tongue-in-cheek version of a vintage portrait is classic and timeless.

Back Up

Get between me and my chocolate, and you'll find out.

"Woke up this mornin', got a new shirt, got a new shirt in your caaart.." Or at least Adi certainly hopes you do with this new design, complete with font inspired by that famous Mob show who's name I probably can't use for fear of Network Copyright Bots ... but you can show your support by making sure your online shopping experience doesn't just suddenly

Ladies, this one's for you! Let every human everywhere know that you are not to be trifled with, and to treat you like the take no prisoners royalty you are with the emblem of the Queen of Snark Style!

protesting this crap. feminism, gun control, abortion, evolutionism, civil rights, war...

Doesn't mean it won't be a good time

stays in the black hole

The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

I'm just really good at finding out how things don't work.

When you're a little sassy and a little fancy, and maybe you're rich or maybe you just want people to think you are... you're bougie or your boujee but either way you're just the coolest. Available in other colors.

I am disabled and since I have to live with chronic illness (POTS, Ehlers Danlos, and fibromyalgia) I get to make snarky sarcastic comments about it, and host a podcast Invisible Not Broken

metaphoric comment, applies to lifestyle or philosophy

is not as good as plain old stupidity

as humble as I am

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

Poison, where would we be without it?

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, black stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

sometimes, things just don't work.

I have been feeling really snarky lately.

"This is my second rodeo" in white old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

Oc character

I Woke Up and Chose Snark Funny Sassy Attitude Saying T-shirt

First impressions are important. Let people know how completely they have failed. Quote from Spike of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Looking for a fun gift for someone who's humor has a little bite? This design is great for teenagers, masters of snark, or anyone who has a little bit of a sarcastic side.

Why would they look here?

but lacking the social grace

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, red stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

it knows where I am.

Let people know that it's ok to Be Snarky. Unleash the snark!

Simple white letters on black background: "I choose chaos." Hopefully you're chaotic good or at least chaotic neutral, not chaotic evil. Those people need to go through some things. But chaos can be creative, right?

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.