Dumpster Kids T-Shirts

You are not dumpster fire, you're a majestic dumpster garden.

For the ones bouncing back from absolute garbage.

Everything is going great, right?!

It's a whole mood. This design features a dumpster full of flowers that describe too many things too aptly; lipstick on a pig, liberalism, forcing workers to risk exposure to a deadly virus and then rewarding them by calling them heroes, strategically covering a whole in your drywall with a picture of your grandma.

Dumpster Rubbish Bin

2020 is a dumpster fire.

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Nostalgia is low-calorie

Digital Painting of a dumpster by Katherine Montalto

Dumpster Diving is my Sport for Dumpster Divers who are also athletes or compete to be the best dumpster diver.

The Strongest Steel is Forged in the Fire of a Dumpster

Dumpsters are my Thrift Stores for Dumpster Divers

Cool Dumpster design with a quote: The Strongest Steel is Forged in the Fire of a Dumpster.

Cool Dumpster design with a quote: The Strongest Steel is Forged in the Fire of a Dumpster.

Dumpster Diver Down Red and White Scuba Flag

The Strongest Steel is Forged in the Fire of a Dumpster

The Strongest Steel is Forged in the Fire of a Dumpster

best papa ever

Ever want to be magic? You can never have too many socks.

Dumpster diving

trash wizard's best companion - a sneaky rogue looking for dumpster snacks

Ohhh isn't this time of year just lovely?

2020 dumpster fire

Looking forward to 2023

Art by co host of Cruel Tea Podcast Lillian Asterios!

They always start out like a really cute idea for about 3 weeks, then they're just a box full of books no one in the neighborhood wants.

Sometimes pizza tastes best after a day or two… or three or four or five or six or seven…

For those of us that are trash pandas and highly introverted...

Don't deny it!

D20 Dumpster Fire Campaign - We went off the rails three sessions ago and I have no idea where we are.

Hot mess express, all aboard.

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be a patriot

Being a trashcan is better than being a dumpster fire.

We were somewhere around the Capitol Building, on the edge of D.C., when the nukes began to fall. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive Vlad ole' buddy." Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was filled with beautiful, magnificent mushroom clouds, all billowing and screeching and falling around the truck, and a voice was screaming. "The administration is like a shitshow in a dumpster fire," Conway said. "And then you got the [James] Comey firing. And then you have him going on TV saying I had Russia on my mind…I'm going to be in the middle of a department he's at war with. Why would anybody want to do this?" - Mr. Kellyanne Conway

Schrodingers Dumpster Empty When Full