Holy Kids T-Shirts

Holy Hand Grenade Script

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Throw up your horns and play tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio with this literal interpretation of the master of metal's classic “Holy Diver”

Rabbit of Caerbannog

from the series "The Leftovers"

Starry Knight

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Ni!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Celebrate your favorite quotable movie with this unique design!

Tim the enchanter

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

MPHG

The black knight is invincible.

I move for no man

The black knight always triumphs!

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Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Personal drawing from my prompt list "Image Of Maiden" for Inktober art-challenge, 2019

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Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man.

He's got the cure for Pac-Man fever. Holy Ghost Powa'! Grab one today before it's game over.

Black Knight

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Your Mother Was a Hamster

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

it's just a flesh wound

Adoration of the Trinity by Albrecht Durer, 1511.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

I hope you like!!!!

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.