Costanza Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Frank Costanza \\\\ Retro Style Aesthetic Fanart

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George quotes from Seinfeld

I Declare This - The Summer Of George!

This is Frank Costanza. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court. And I dare you to keep me out!

I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous.

You know if he started this company, he'd 100% bootleg the Costco logo.

Kramerica Industries. A logo designed for a company run by Cosmo Kramer that is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken and one day they'll get that chicken.

SERENITY NOW

Remember Jerry ... It's Not A Lie... If You Believe It

The Sea Was Angry That Day, My Friends. That famous quote with a single wet golf ball

We never did learn why Jerry's girlfriend didn't eat the pie, did we?

Monk's Cafe

They're gonna name their baby Seven. What? They're stealing the name? That's my name, I made it up!

Hi, I'm Unemployed and I Live With My Parents. Be like George Costanza in "The Opposite". Alternatively you could buy this for you kids because technically it's true.

It shrinks....??

Classic Seinfeld reference

Summer of George Bootlegger

The Moops

those movies mentioned in seinfeld

“The Little Jerry” was the 145th episode of Seinfeld, which aired during the eighth season. It originally aired on January 9, 1997, and was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman.

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I've got the Kavorka Jerry!! The lure of the animal. Doyou have the Kavorka? Maybe you need to hang several cloves of garlic around your neck.

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Seinfeld, the show about nothing, but hilarious.

Serenity Now....... Insanity Later.

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We don't care and it shows.

Made up logo from the fake charity used by George Costanza in the TV show Seinfeld. Made as a creative parody and an expression of fan art, without any intention of copyright infrigment.

I did this design based on a photo of a sculpture I made of the... unique... relationship between a dentist and patient. Forgive me if I come off as a rabid anti-dentite.

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Black & White Cookie

The sea was angry that day my friends...like an old man sending back soup at a deli...