Joel Hodgson Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Early publicity photo enhanced with a checkered Gizminics background

Box art from a few classic episodes.

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Sidehackers!

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

Color-separated image of Joel and the bots

Inspired by MST3K's riffing of The Unearthly starring Tor Johnson and others.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Sit back and enjoy some bad (yet good to make fun of) movies with this Gizmonic Institute Uniform Logo! Check my store for other MST3K Fan gear!

Inspired by flyers posted in the MST3K riffs on the cinematic treasure that is Escape 2000! Also known as Bronx Warriors 2 and Escape the Bronx (Italian: Fuga dal Bronx),

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

Repeat to yourself, It's just a show...

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Repeat to yourself, It's just a show...

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 422 includes the 1959 Finnish film The Day The Earth Froze, wherein Louhi the witch spends most of the film trying to make a Sampo and the MST characters spend the time wondering what one is. (Wikipedia)

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Inspired By MST3K 415 - The Beatniks

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Daddy-O!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Daddy-O!

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

Sack of Monkeys in my pocket, My sister's ready to go!

Shine, Shine, Shine Your Love

"Building Code Under Fire," often accompanied by "New Petitions Against Tax" are common subheadlines in old films. This is an exaggeration of that trope.

Shine, Shine, Shine Your Love

Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

Todays experiment is a classic tv show that will live on forever, in the not too distant future aboard the Satellite of Love.

Turn down your lights (where applicable)

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.