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happy atheist day

Walk your walk and BE confident in your worldview.

One day the world will be free, puppets no more!

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization. -- Suggestions 1:1

Have your fill of Scarlet Letter 'A's'? Then you're ready to Freethink with style and Bling your Atheism.

when I think of a tree, I think of the tree of life. when I think of a star, I think of the milky way galaxy. when I remember a bearded white guy, I remember Charles Darwin. when I'm asked what I believe, I say I believe in evidence. 'Tis the season to celebrate reason. Merry Chuckmas!

Say no to cults like NA, AA, and the rest.

Just when you thought you could get away, Jesus keeps coming.

One day the world will be free, puppets no more!

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we've all been there: all around us, heads bow, hands are raised in supplication, and all we can do is roll our eyes.

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Keep your mind clear and stay off those drugs

F*ck God, Believe in Yourself

Minimalist atheist design, with a typewriter font.

It must be allowed in schools, it's just a totally secular new year's ram's horn

The Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM is the Lord and savior of all the true followers of Pastafarianism. This design can be suitable for atheists, agnostics and non religious free-thinkers. Pastafarianism is a parody religion however a legally registered religion in the United States. If you love bashing organised religions and their evils, you will love this design suitable for skeptics, humanists and anti-religious person.

AWOMEN, the funny, controversial t shirt for the atheist, agnostic, humanist, free thinker or womens movement supporter you know! So now we can forget "Amen." It's so B.C.! Shelve it. Dump it. Relegate it to the dust bin of history, where so much of which are forefathers and the establishment considered "sacred" can now be rightfully placed. Women are rising now, and it's about time (and well past time). Can we get an "AWOMEN!"? (Soon to be heard around kitchen tables all over Amerika - and perhaps the world). For millennia, we've all been saying "Amen." Well, enough is enough. In the dawning new Age of Women, we here at AAATEE feel it's about time we changed things up to reflect the new gestalt. "Awomen." Use it!

Graceful Atheist Podcast

Everyone should find something to chuckle about with this design. Am I making fun of atheists by secretly admitting they believe in god or am I making fun of believers because they are so irrational?

Straight OUTTA Gods Created 08/25/2020

You are 97% stardust. We could not have evolved without the explosion of millions of stars.

Franciscan Tau Cross Pax Et Bonum Blue and Silver Metallic

celebrate the season of reason with our favorite bearded old gent!

We'll look back at the Reason Rally as one of the game-changing events when people started to look at atheism and look at atheists in a different light. —David Silverman

wear this classic typeface of unbelief.

it's time to bite back!

once you're hooked you stop fishing for faith

Dan Dennett

let 'em know who you are.

FISHY: arousing feelings of doubt or suspicion

Freethought is a philosophical viewpoint that holds opinions should be formed on the basis of logic, reason and empiricism and not authority, tradition, or other dogmas. The experience of freethought is known as "freethinking," and practitioners of freethought are known as "freethinkers."

A t-shirt for foodies celebrating cheese. In the name of the feta, the parm and the smoked gouda, we say Praise Cheeses!

We'll look back at the Reason Rally as one of the game-changing events when people started to look at atheism and look at atheists in a different light. —David Silverman