The Burbs Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Satan is good...Satan is our pal.

"I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."

The 1989 Joe Dante dark comedy classic starring Tom Hanks as Ray Peterson, next door neighbor to possible satanic serial killers. Never mess with suburbanites!!

Who the heck ordered the blood shake?!

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Do not mess with suburbanites. Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more.

They found Walter! Burbs inspired art in the punksthetic gritty dark comic stylings of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Step into the quirky world of suburban mischief with our 'Burbs - There Go the Brownies T-Shirt! This tee captures the comical chaos of Tom Hanks' character in The 'Burbs, where neighborhood watch meets unexpected hilarity. Crafted for fans of dark comedies and those who appreciate a good laugh, this limited edition shirt is a must-have for making a statement with a touch of suburban absurdity. Whether you're a longtime fan of The 'Burbs or just discovering the charm of neighborhood escapades, our There Go the Brownies T-shirt is the perfect addition to showcase your love for comedic chaos. Limited stock available, so grab yours now and let the neighborhood hilarity unfold!

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He's a man of peace in a savage land ... suburbia.

Murder moves into the cul de sac! One of the most beloved 80's movies. Makes a great father's day or birthday gift for dad!

Step into the quirky world of suburban mysteries with our 'Burbs T-Shirt. This tee pays homage to the cult classic film, capturing the essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous adventures. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. Embrace the peculiar charm of 'The 'Burbs' and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

Celebrate the quirky and eccentric side of suburbia with our 'Burbs Lame-O T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical charm and humor of the suburban lifestyle. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love embracing the eccentricity of 'The 'Burbs,' this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, embrace the lame-o vibe, and showcase your love for suburban shenanigans with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

Say... how's the drainage on your property?

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Lt. Rumsfield reporting for duty!

Channel your inner Ray Peterson and embrace suburban creativity with our 'Burbs Paint Your House T-Shirt. This tee captures the whimsical essence of the iconic scene from the cult classic film 'The 'Burbs.' Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban humor, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, unleash your creativity, and showcase your love for the quirky charm of 'The 'Burbs' with this stylish and nostalgic tee

Sardine?

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Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

I know what you've done

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Pay tribute to the legendary Ray Peterson with our 'Burbs Ray T-Shirt. This tee is a nod to Tom Hanks' iconic character in the cult classic film 'The 'Burbs.' Step into the shoes of Ray Peterson and embrace the humor, mystery, and suburban chaos. Whether you're a fan of the film or just appreciate a touch of nostalgic hilarity, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement with the 'Burbs Ray T-Shirt and showcase your love for Ray's unforgettable suburban adventures!

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We're just not gonna take it any more.

Celebrate the tales behind the walls of suburbia with our 'Burbs Good Walls T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical charm and humor of neighborhood mysteries. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban intrigue, this shirt is a must-have. Make a statement, share the laughter, and showcase your love for the good walls of 'The 'Burbs' with this stylish and nostalgic tee!

Embark on a mission of suburban chaos with our 'Burbs Soldier's Way T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the whimsical essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous adventures. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. March to the beat of the suburban chaos and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic Soldier's Way tee

Your neighbor drives a bulky black trash bag to their curb during a rain storm, and smashes the hell out of it with a stick. What would you do?

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It's not them. It's us.

Embrace the whimsical world of suburban adventures with our 'Burbs A Soldier's Way T-Shirt. Inspired by the cult classic film, this tee captures the essence of neighborhood shenanigans and humorous escapades. Whether you're a fan of Tom Hanks' comedic brilliance or just love a touch of suburban mischief, this shirt is a must-have. March to the beat of the suburban chaos and make a statement with this stylish and nostalgic A Soldier's Way tee

This quote is from one of my favourite films FAR OUT!

It's your vacation

The perfect gift for your neighbours. "God I love this street"