Crocco Magnets

Show your support for the terrible, wonderful Crocco with this radio-era superhero-inspired design!

Sometimes, you have to go to war. Here, take this Knight-Crocco with you.

Sometimes, frogs get a little...Berserk.

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OUR FRENS DANCE.

Fabuloso. A cleaning chemical of highest excellence. Most people, upon drinking it, become violently ill. Not so for this one. No, when she drinks Fabuloso... ...SHE ASCENDS.

We hunt wolves as wolves.

Its settled, capisce? What, why? Because Tony f*ckin' Fauci f*ckin' said so, that's f*ckin' why!

"Welcome, traveler! Can I bother you to stay for dinner? The meat will be to die for, I promise."

The title says it all. From the crown, to the sub of choice, to the suit, to that clearly happy look, this fren is a true King. King. Capital K. Thanks for letting me put you on a shirt, Jordan!

Slave. Barbarian. Warrior. Frog. Frog. Warrior. Gladiator. King.

You get what you f*cking deserve, Kings.

Patrolling the Pond and the River Beyond almost makes you wish for an Exterminatus.

A little late in the season, but lets be honest - its never too late for a weather report.

He howls! He honks! HE KILLS! Beware the Honkler Moon, for when it rises, NPCs flee in utter terror from...the WEREHONK! Now in wholesome COZICOLOR!

If you see one, there are many. Do not be decieved by the adorable eyes, and winning smile. It is a killer, a monstrous and soulless devourer of flesh that knows only hunger. If you see one, it is already too late.

Just when you thought it was safe to go out, in a whirl of honking giggles and flashing color, your guts are all over the floor and worse, you've lost your precious baguette.

Beware the Marvomancer! Her powers are legendary, raising the dead, the limp, and the hornt...then bonking them for their sins!

She's a synth! She's a Saiyan! She's a wrestler and a streetfighter and a zombie killer! She's a dark queen of evil! She's Canadian! She's my friend, MeloDotty, as Queen Beryl, from Sailor Moon.

Forget White Boy Summer. This summer, its all about the Pond and frens!

There are swords, there's sorcery, there's high fantasy... ...and then there are the Marvettes.

Best be careful, frens...there's a Crocco lurkin' in that there black water...

The Pond has many guardians.

Careful, now. I think there's somethin' down there...

He was barred from speaking...so he allowed his blade to speak for him. AND IT SPOKE IN BLOOD!

Just a pretty woman in a pretty dress, WITH SOME SERIOUSLY KING-LEVEL SHADES. You know what's up. Thanks for letting me put you on a shirt, Belle!

The Salty Bones Marauder has sailed the Pond for countless years, and now you can bring his infamy with wherever you may sail! Or walk. Or drive. Cavalry charge, even. Its a multipurpose design, really.

There do be all manner of critters livin' out there in them swamps.

Salut à tous Sa Majesté Royale, Albâtre d'Arc, la Reine de la Rivière Gelée!

THE WEAK FEAR THE STRONG, BELLE. THINK.

Special thanks to an Alexander Anderson-esque Pondfren for letting me doodle this up!

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, and usually in snazzy shades.

If you can find them...if you can afford to pay for their tendies and choccy milk...you can get... ...the Fren-Team.

Queen BerylDotty squares off against Stryker! Will the proud hero be able to stop the evil queen's nefarious schemes? Or will BerylDotty triumph and throw the world into chaos? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON DOTTYBALL Z.

Some of our favorite frens join the Crocco at his Riverside home for a day of whitewater adventure!

Sometimes, the guardsman is sad. This is normal. He will lighten up once he gets to shoot a heretic.