Holy Grail Magnets

Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried. Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut!

Holy Hand Grenade Script

What if those two met at the same time! I want to see THAT movie! :D

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

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I move for no man

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Your Mother Was a Hamster

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

Tim the enchanter

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Tis but a Scratch

MPHG

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

Sometimes I mishear things

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Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

The black knight always triumphs!

Black and White shot of the masterpiece “The Three Graces” from Canova

Black Knight

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Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

The Black Night

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A design commemorating one of the greatest comedic films of all time.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

A flaming candle is the light of the temple, the golden chalice of the holy grail is the path.

This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!