Humor Quote Magnets

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

Some good advice this turned out to be.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Letterkenny coach

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

Save the drama for your Brahma

Funny headache quote.

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

I'm sure everything will work out!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

She is his lobster too!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Jasmine Masters catchphrase

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.

CAN YOU SEE THE FUCK YOU IN MY SMILE? funny saying

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to a club that will accept me as a member.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

To the death! No, to the pain.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

A worthy medal for you

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

Don't let people happen when you wear this design by Tommy Devoid.

Funny Jesus Meme with Quote I Saw That.

Funny like I'm a clown?