Mike Nelson Magnets

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe, one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Inspired by flyers posted in the MST3K riffs on the cinematic treasure that is Escape 2000! Also known as Bronx Warriors 2 and Escape the Bronx (Italian: Fuga dal Bronx),

Inspired by the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood t-shirts of the '80s!

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

Repeat to yourself, It's just a show...

Repeat to yourself, It's just a show...

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

That rock band with holiday cheer, comin' at you from the satellite of love. They've slain the Grinch and broken his spell! This Band T-shirt also features their hit song, "Whispering Chistmas Warrior," and an homage to the inhabitants of SoL in the 3 stars.

The ultimate b movie battle!

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Daddy-O!

Color-separated image of Joel and the bots

tv program

Project Moonbase

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Daddy-O

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

You've Been Hittin' the BOOZE Again!

Johnny Cash

Deep Hurting (MST3K)

The man in black

The man in black

Club Scum Advertisement (from Hobgoblins)

Rows "action" dower!

Flag on the Moon. Who Put it there?

~ Mikey Comes Clean. Jimmy didn't steal no bike. Teenage Strangler -- MST3K Inspired Design

What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here, they're over there...but now the movie's over, so stay in your seat!

With X-4!

Club Scum Poster (from Hobgoblins)

With X-4!

Pumaman and the coveted mask!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Sidehackers!

Who Lives and Dies! ...Oh, I don't think so.

See who among your friends gets the reference.

Mitchell Movie Poster