Monty Magnets

He ain't dead - e's just pinin' for the fjords. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue.

Monty Evolutions

It's a MDT takeover! #FreeMonty

Let the man on the podcast #FreeMonty

The millionaire "evil" child of the Tiny Toons.

Fanart of Montgomery Gator.

it's just a flesh wound

Wake up with a mole friend and share a cup of coffee! He needs it just as much as you do if he has to deal with plumbers.

Spam on Tour Festival t-shirt by Retro Review. This festival tee pays homage to Monty Pythons Spam sketch, can you work out all the parody band logos? Be sure to check out the rest of the Festival Shirt range available on the Retro Review profile page.

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! ARTHUR: Ohh. TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

A ball python named Monty

Man: Here's one- Cart-master: Ninepence. Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead! Cart-master: (suprised) What? Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence.... Old Man: I'm not dead! Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead! Man: Yes he is. Old Man: I'm not! Cart-master: 'E isn't? Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill... Old Man: I'm getting better!

Starry Knight

Taunting French Guard: I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Abbey Road mashup

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

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What in the bloody hell is this?

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

LET'S ROCK ⭐️

C'MON KID! ROCK AND ROLL! LET'S MAKE YOUR STUFF LOOK WAY COOLER THAN BEFORE!

Almost the Full Monty

Tim the enchanter

A Python skull with Orchids growing out of it.

She turned me into a newt

I hope you like!!!!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

If you like this design, please check out my other work.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

"What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail