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Viking Women and the Sea Serpent

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Devil Fish

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

It's Just A Show is your deep-dive MST3K podcast, discussing everyone's favourite cow-town puppet show, the stories behind the movies, and the weird facts behind the riffs. Sit back, relax: It's just a show.

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Great MST3K science fiction movies

Take a tour around scenic New Mexico I mean Cuba or New Mexico, Well there's plenty of sky diving footage. It's kinda like Manos without the Lucid plot... also Coffee.

I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

For most, Manos: Hands of Fate is their favorite MST3K episode, but Eegah holds a special place in my heart. "Watch out for snakes!" This is the Mystery Science Theater episode I can always rewatch.

MST3K - Trumpy- You Can Do Stupid Things It's Trumpy from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, "Pod People"! He's here to remind you, "You can do stupid things"! design based on original drawing.

At the Gizmonic Institute, one of the world's foremost research and development laboratories, we're unlocking both the science and the mystery of the universe one excruciating experiment at a time. Gizmonics: torturing our test subjects so that you don't have to. Since 1988.

This is Where the Fish Lives

If you know, you know…

Pop Art Portrait

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Torgo, from Manos the Hands of Fate

"Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

Tor Johnson gets your room ready for a good night's sleep. Best to keep your eyes closed.

Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

In the Not Too Distant Future...

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

The Touch of Satan Movie Poster

nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

Here's Gypsy from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reimagined as a rubber duck!

Pop Art Portrait

Gamera vs Zigra

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

2021 Mystery Science Theater 3000 turkey day celebration shirt featuring Turkey Volume Guessing man

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

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