National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Magnets

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation

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I DON'T KNOW MARGO.

This is a shirt which reads "FIXED THE NEWEL POST!"

"You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it." Still one of my favorite movies, and the car dealership scene is probably the best scene.

Griswold House in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

You think you hate it now, but wait 'til you drive it.

Christmas Vacation

Saint Clark Griswold // Christmas Vacation Fan Art

Cousin Eddie wants to wish you a Merry Christmas

Have you checked your shitter lately? It might full. Nevermind his unconventional ways. Call Cousin Eddie and he'll get the job done...legally or not.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Griswold Christmas Movie

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Ugly Christmas sweater Griswold's Christmas vacation design.

Grace? She passed away 30 years ago!

Cute Art Under a Truck

I don't know, Clark

Christmas Vacation

Will you slow down...I don't want to spend the holidays dead

National Lampoons Christmas - Shitter Was Full (Green)

Clark Griswold, wanting to spend more time with his wife Ellen and children Rusty and Audrey, decides to lead the family on a cross-country expedition from the Chicago suburbs to the southern California amusement park Walley World, billed as "America's Favorite Family Fun Park". Ellen wants to fly, but Clark insists on driving, so he can bond with his family. He has ordered a new car in preparation for the trip, but the dealer claims that it will not be ready for six weeks. Clark is forced to buy the "Wagon Queen Family Truckster", an ugly, oversized station wagon, after the car he brought to trade in has been hauled away and crushed.

Christmas Vacation

We're taking it with us when we leave next month.

His dad taught him everything he knows about exterior illumination. "Check every bulb!" is his motto. If you need your house light up like the Christmas Star...or the light on the sewage treatment plant, then Clark's your man. Griswold's uses nothing but the finest imported Italian twinkle lights. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! Trust the best. Trust Griswold's!

Merry Christmas. Kiss My Ass... Clark Griswold Quote

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Russ couldn't see the line either.

Cousin Eddie Shitter's Full Meister Brau Ad

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Wear the infamous jersey from The National Lampoons Christmas Vacation in the comfort of a T-shirt! You serious Clark?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Retro You About Ready to Do

Little People Like You - Frank Shirley Christmas Vacation Quote

Christmas vacation - Hello Every Body

MARGO: "Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!" TODD: "I DON'T KNOW, MARGO!" — Just one of countless hilarious moments in the 1989, Chevy Chase classic comedy, Christmas Vacation. Snag this fun design that pays tribute to a movie we all love, and share a laugh with friends and family!