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Can you name all the triangles? Sure I can! This is Angelo, this is James, this is Bryan.....

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Sure, it may not seem like a very good reward for all that insult sword-fighting, but did you know that this t-shirt is scientifically proven to help heal wounds (both to the body and ego) 20% faster than other garments? No, you didn't, because I just made that up. Still, it might be true.

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "A Hangover is the wrath of grapes."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Living well is the best revenge."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Of course I talk to myself..."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "You can't teach an old dogma new tricks."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Is Either Illegal Immoral Expensive Addictive Or Impossible.

Is Either Illegal Immoral Expensive Addictive Or Impossible.

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "I hate almost all rich people, but I think I'd be darling at it."

"I don't tip because society says I have to ". Humorous quote and ordinary character portrait were mixed on the design.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "But I don't give up; I forget why not."

just give it some time and it will not disappoint.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "This isn't my head I've got on now. I think this something that used to belong to Walt Whitman."

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I have a pun about chemistry, but all the good ones argon.

A chemistry joke that failed to elicit a reaction.

This is a quote from "Mind Your Language", a British sitcom that premiered on ITV in 1977.

TWSS - That's What She Said

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Funny sarcastic wisecrack.