Writer Joke Magnets

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

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Peace, Love, and the Oxford Comma. A hilarious punctuation quotation with proper use of the Oxford comma. This funny grammar joke will be a hit with an English literature teacher or writer.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

I believe in truth, beauty, and the oxford comma. A funny grammar joke for an English teacher who likes punctuation humor.

World's Okayest Writer. Typewriter.

Team Oxford Comma T-Shirt. Funny Grammar Book Lovers Shirt for Writers, English teachers and oxford comma fans everywhere. Original Team Oxford Comma Shirt Design featuring classic team oxford comma english literature artwork.

If you're an aspiring writer, and you don't want people looking at your stuff before it's ready to be published, your idea book now comes with a warning for all nosy snoops and plagiarizers, for a writer's best weapon, is the ability to make someone look like an utter idiot on the page.

I prefer My Puns Intended

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This awesome writer's block saying is a perfect gift idea for a professional writer like a novelist or author! Remind them everytime they use this design to keep writing! For all those aspiring writers out there, you know how bad writer's block can hit you. The perfect way to distract yourself is by looking at hilarious quotes like this!

Great design for fans of George Carlin.

I am a bit of a poet. I especially like the roses are red violets are blue poems as you can see from this design.

H. P. Lovecraft quote: The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

You knew the dots of lowercase i's and j's were called tittles right? Of course you did.

Charles Dickens, William Shakespeare, Jane Austen English Author Party

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Screw you guys, I'm off to my rich fantasy world

Sometimes I can word, sometimes I don't.

I Have A Pen That Writes Underwater. It Can Write Other Words Too.

It’s all downhill from here, with this stylish design!

Express your musical humor with our "These Are Difficult Times: Funny Music Lovers Time Signatures Pun" tee! Featuring sheet music lines with challenging time signatures like 12/8, 5/4, and 9/8, it's a perfect gift for music lovers and fans of music puns. Designed in a bold black font common in sheet music, this shirt showcases your musical sarcasm and wit. Whether you're a musician or simply appreciate musical jokes, this design is for you. Embrace the rhythm and show off your sense of humor with this clever and entertaining shirt though the good times AND the difficult times!

I prefer My Puns Intended

Puns are Fun and this design is sure to bring a smile. Thank You For Teaching Me The Meaning Of "Plethora" It Means A Lot. Funny play on words. You will hear people laughing a few seconds after they read this.

Express your musical humor with our "These Are Difficult Times: Funny Time Signatures Pun for Musicians" tee! Featuring sheet music lines with challenging time signatures like 12/8, 5/4, and 9/8, it's a perfect gift for music lovers and fans of music puns. Designed in a bold black font common in sheet music, this shirt showcases your musical sarcasm and wit. Whether you're a musician or simply appreciate musical jokes, this design is for you. Embrace the rhythm and show off your sense of humor with this clever and entertaining shirt though the good times AND the difficult times!

I Have A Pen That Writes Underwater. It Can Write Other Words Too.

Tom's Times New Roman shirt from the tv show home economics. Perfect for students, writers, authors, and programmers. Also great for font lovers that love a minimalistic design.