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Celebrate your favorite B-movie with this unique design!

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

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Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

It's the 80s. Do a Lot of Coke, then Vote for Ronald Reagan.

Seven years after what?

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.1

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Cult of the month Where we all belong

Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

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A cartoon version of "The Master" from Cult Movie Classic, Manos the Hands of Fate. The Master would approve!

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3rd card design I created! Gypsy is such a queen! Notice even her body makes an appearance!

The logo for the upcoming 12-episode limited radio adventure serial podcast from Gemini CollisionWorks! Follow 1930s dame reporter Chickie West as she travels through an abstract, metaphysical landscape where tough talk and a nose for news means very little indeed in solving the Great Mysteries facing her!

Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone! "I'm Cherokee Jack!" Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "Rates prettie reasoneble."

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Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

A common TV's Frankism and also an MST3K-word for Outtakes and Bloopers.

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Inspired by by the 1953 sci-fi schlock film of the same name, made popular thanks to being in an episode of the cult TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Show your friends how cool you are by sporting our logo!!!! (Not really, but we love you anyway)

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

As seen on OSI 74! After a hideous car accident DR. CORTNER uses a serum he developed to keep his wife's head alive while he creeps around strip clubs and beauty pageants looking for a new body. This Lovecraftian and very American Frankenstein tale is a staple of late night TV and CULT MOVIE screenings. Presented on CINEMA INSOMNIA, MST3K and other hosted movie programs. This shirt from tee Public features OSI livery and color scheme and is available in a ton of styles for your body. Stickers, mugs, phone cases,and other collectibles available on demand. Proceeds from this shirt go to support independent TV!

Here's this year's MST3K print!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

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Early publicity photo enhanced with a checkered Gizminics background

Taking you back to when the Drive-In was king. This image has been created to fit on a standard coffee mug, but it also works as a sticker or magnet. There are over 40 designs available, mix and match your own set of mugs.

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror film. It was written, directed, and produced by Harold P. Warren who also starred in the film. It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. In 1993, the television comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K), a show based on the premise of comedically mocking B movies, featured Manos: The Hands of Fate, helping the film develop a cult status.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.