Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead, a masterpiece in horror film history, has become a cult movie due to its ability not to take itself too seriously.
And now… it’s a t-shirt.
Klaatu Barada Nikto!
This is My Boomstick by Jimiyo.
So popular it's been stolen and sold at Etsy, Ebay, and Sunfrog. It's even has a ripped version with a posterized version of Ash as official Evil Dead merch.
It’s a 12 Gauge double barrelled Remington, S-Mart’s top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods department, that’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 109.95, it’s got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair-trigger.
That’s right, shop smart, shop S-Mart,….
YOU GOT THAT!?
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
“Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?” — Ash Williams
S-Mart was the department store that Ash and Linda worked at. Its slogan is: "Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart." S-Mart only appeared on film in the third installment of the Evil Dead trilogy, Army of Darkness, but it went on to become a major setting for the Army of Darkness comic books based of the Army of Darkness film published from 2004 to 2013. In the comics, it is shown that S-Mart is owned and managed by Mr. Smart, a large elderly man with thick glasses and a handlebar mustache.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my new design! The twelve-gauge double-stitched Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this right here on this page. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about 20 bucks. It's got Dual Shotguns, crossed chainsaws, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
