Plot Armor T-Shirts

The best defense is narrative necessity.

The best defense is narrative necessity.

Logo for Team Plot Armor. Featuring everyone's favorite perfect soldier! This version has the team name printed across the back.

Logo for Team Plot Armor. Featuring everyone's favorite perfect soldier!

So many characters should have died but didn't because they were a plot device for the story or it's a third-rate anime where no one dies, no matter how much damage they take or how dead they look before the episodic cliff-hanger. If only we had to live with this armor to keep us safe in real life.

A funny gift idea for movie lovers, inspired by popular funny memes from the net. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Plot Armor TShirt

Are you or someone you care about in peril? Well you better make sure you are important to the narrative so you can't be killed, no matter how ridiculous the odds. Plot armor will summon Deus Ex Machina, cause troops known for precise marksmanship to miss every shot, or cause what would be a fatal hit to any other character's ship to be easily fixable by an astro-mech droid. Please note Plot Armor not guaranteed effective for Krillin, heroes girlfriends, or anyone named Stark