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My Stomach is Flat. The L is Just Silent.

Food Pyramid vs. Pizza? Close Enough. (VINTAGE DISTRESSED LOOK)

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

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Fucked Up W/B

Ya could have been sweet. No nutritional value.

Text says "National Sarcasm Society. Like We Need Your Support."

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The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Not everyone knows where they are going.

Nasty Sex W/B

Sometimes when you're feeling down, you have to remind yourself.

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For those that don't like sports but want to be supportive. Go team. You can do it.

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AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING

yeah, pardner. not cash money.

I never been but I have been Screwed

Funny Saying Don't Follow In My Footsteps I Run Into Walls

It Ain't Easy Being Wheezy

World's OKAYEST Runner

Life is Hard. Live Like You're Going to Die. Because You Are. A funny quote about life and death, with a happy reaper skeleton and a shiny colorful rainbow. Be happy! Or sarcastic...

CAN YOU SEE THE FUCK YOU IN MY SMILE? funny saying

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Funny, cool saying about the rules of eating banana! If do not want to feel embarrassed and misunderstood so Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana. Cool gift for those who have dirty mind and want to make people laugh. Surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend with this hilarious, humorous shirt. They will be impressed when they receive such gift! Wear this t-shirt on your gathering with friends and make them smile.

Be mindful. Be grateful. Be positive. Be true. Be kind.

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For strong women and cat lovers. Nevertheless, she PURRSISTED!

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Don't be that guy!

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