Stapler Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Black and white illustration of a stapler.

Dammit Jim!

"The Red Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

I'll Set The Building on Fire...

As found in the offices of Initech.

This is the system I imagine they use over there. Even today. In 2016.

red stapler from an office space

an original design of Dwight's stapler in jello from The Office.

Milton

"I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it."

Works best when in anger :P

Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Design

As found in the offices of Initech.

A mashup idea I had a while back and never got around to it. I imagine working at cobra would be the worst.

Stop putting my things in Jello!

Milton Waddams and his famous quote before burning down the building in Office Space.

Initech Office Space

Excuse Me I Believe You Have My Stapler!

What the f**k does that mean?!

Illustration Milton Believe You Have My Stapler.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS SO THE ENGINEERS DON'T HAVE TO! I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS; I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

One of the best office related pranks.

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Everyone loves Bill Lumbergh, he's the best boss at Initech.

An original design of Dwight's stapler in jello from The Office.

Stapler in Jello

Ripley has had all this time her worst enemy on her desk.

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss.

Meme - I Believe You Have My Stapler - Funny Office Joke Statement Humor Slogan Quotes Saying

The Bobs. Bob and Bob

Peter Gibbons / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Anatomy of a Stapler

Do you love your school kit? Organize all your pencils and objects daily in it? Are you sure you have more pens than you should? Then this is a great product for you.

Milton's Stapler