The Eballution Theory Pin

Look, the world is full of, I am just saying this to be polite, “different” people. As long as flat earth believers exist, I think I am pretty much at liberty to pass some weird theories of my own. I believe that humans evolved so they could play ball. I call it the eballution theory. There I said it. Phew, feels like a load off my shoulders. I know I have just dropped a huge bomb, but it feels like everything was planned so that humans could play all those games that require holding the ball while we move or jump around. Ah, the theory sounded much cooler in my head!