Too Close Posters and Art Prints

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inspired by sir chloe's too close

'You're too close to the edge' is often heard echoing through the canyons carved by the Colorado River as it runs through Arizona. The phrase is usually expressed by parents or guardians of the young, as they venture too near the edge for comfort. I've heard it directed at older people who should know better as well, though, such as myself. Those with a strong sense of self preservation won't get caught anywhere near the edge of a 3000 foot cliff, as we see here at Toroweap Overlook in the northwest section of Grand Canyon National Park. According to 'The Splat Calculator' (google it, it exists), if a person were to fall here, 'ignoring friction (air, rock, rope, or otherwise) and relativistic effects', it would take 13.66 agonizing ...

If You Can Read This You Are Too Close To Me

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Youre Too Close - Dark

if you can read this, you're too close

Stand back! Why are you standing so close to me???

don't stand too close quote

You're too close!

Enjoy this, If You're Reading This You're Too Close - Pretty Simple Fun Lettering!

See what happens if you don't listen to your parents!

If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close

dont get too close violence was the only option cat with knife cat with knife meme

6ft apart might well be the CDC's recommended distance people should stay away from each other, but frankly, it's just not far enough for some people.

Alien pocket is a funny and creative art inspired by space and the universe. Space art is a perfect gift for geek and spaceman lovers.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

Is there life after death? Well if you can read this you are far too close for comfort and about to find out.

Funny social Distancing for men and women, girl and boy, wear it to be safe from others and keep people distancing from you, for fun and for health

Perfect so people know to get out of your damn bubble!

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Funny social distancing quote.

If You Can Read This I was Forced to Put My Controller Down and Re-Enter Society | Funny Perfect Gaming Retro Vintage Graphic For Her For Him

Standing Too Close

Too Close to Touch

FUNNY T SHIRT Keep healthy distance T-Shirt A necessary message in these times of covid-19

dripping/ melting text/quote “IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU’RE TOO CLOSE” sassy sarcastic quote in groovy font. vibrant neon green

you are too close wit

you are fishing too close

SOCIAL DISTANCING YOU'RE TOO CLOSE. This funny social distancing design makes a great gift for an antisocial person or an introvert

If You Can Read This I was Forced to Put My Controller Down and Re-Enter Society | Funny Perfect Gaming Retro Vintage Graphic For Her For Him

funny mask

If you can read this, you're too close

Keep Out! If You Can Read This, You're Too Close. *Also available in black and white

YOU ARE TOO CLOSE

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