Retro Birthday Sayings Merch

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and offensive language, it humorously shifts blame for weight gain to a provocative scenario, playing on stereotypes and taboo subjects for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

"No Hablo Fucktardo" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit featuring jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. This retro and vintage-inspired tee adds a touch of offensive adult humor to your wardrobe. Bilingual twist with English and Spanish for those who appreciate a unique language blend. Ideal as a gift idea for grammar enthusiasts who can't help but laugh at the edgy message on the shirt.

"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

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Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

"I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men. With sarcastic humor, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously plays on the classic pickup line, offering a bold and provocative twist.

"The Legend Has Retired": A funny quote and saying graphic, ideal as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women, especially grandparents entering retirement. With humor and respect, this design celebrates the end of a legendary career, marking the transition into a well-deserved retirement phase. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Express your playful, funny, and risqué side with our cheeky design. This bold and humorous design embraces a touch of adult humor, making it perfect for those who enjoy pushing boundaries. This design delivers a statement that is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Let your sense of humor shine! Offensive adult humor.

Embrace humor with our hilarious T-shirt featuring the witty quote: "It's Not Easy Being My Wife's Arm Candy." This eye-catching design is perfect for husbands who navigate the highs and lows of marriage with a smile. Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, or Valentine's Day, this trendy and sarcastic outfit makes for a fantastic gift idea. Stand out in style, share a laugh with friends, and celebrate the uniqueness of married life with this must-have novelty tee for him!

"I'm Fat Because Every Time I Fuck Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Packed with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings suitable for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men who appreciate offensive adult humor and a sarcastic touch. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those with a bold sense of humor and a cheeky attitude!

"It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious addition to your outfit. Bursting with jokes, memes, quotes, and sayings perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions. Ideal gift ideas for men and women who appreciate retro and vintage styles, along with offensive adult humor and a sarcastic touch. Elevate your fashion with this unique tee, designed for those who can appreciate the humor in life's messy moments!

"May I Suggest The Sausage?" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and potentially offensive connotations, it humorously implies a suggestive innuendo, playing on the idea of offering a choice while subtly hinting at something more provocative. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Shit Show Crew Member": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive humor, this design humorously acknowledges the chaotic and unpredictable nature of being part of a "shit show" crew, celebrating the camaraderie amidst the chaos. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men. With sarcastic humor, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously plays on the classic pickup line, offering a bold and provocative twist.

"I Direct Midget Porn" graphic tee – a funny and hilarious outfit filled with jokes, memes, quotes, and sarcastic sayings. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, and various occasions for both men and women. Embrace retro and vintage vibes while incorporating offensive adult humor. This tee is an ideal gift idea for those who appreciate bold and unapologetic humor in their wardrobe. Make a sarcastic statement with this tee.

"In My Defense I was Left Unsupervised": A funny quote and saying graphic, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With offensive humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges the mischief that can ensue when one is not being watched, adding a playful twist to the concept of supervision. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Unleash laughter with our hilarious t-shirt featuring the witty quote "I'm Not Sleeping I'm Just Resting My Eyes." Perfect for those who appreciate funny sayings, this design blends humor with comfort. Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, or just a trendy outfit choice, this shirt makes a great gift idea. Embrace the charm of dad jokes and sarcasm, making it an ideal present for Father's Day. Stay on-trend with this unique and humorous clothing piece that adds a touch of fun to any occasion. Vintage retro design.

Dive into the humorous side of life with our funny t-shirt featuring the witty phrase, "It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits." This hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just for a good laugh, is designed to add a touch of novelty to your outfit. Trending in adult humor, this shirt makes for an ideal gift idea for him, her, or friends who appreciate a bit of cheeky humor. Embrace the laughter and make a statement with this unique and offensive yet undeniably amusing meme-inspired design.

"Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get Hit By A Car": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With offensive humor and opossum quotes, this design humorously celebrates the unconventional lifestyle of opossums, offering a quirky and irreverent take on embracing life's challenges. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Dive into the humorous side of life with our funny t-shirt featuring the witty phrase, "It's All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shits." This hilarious quote, perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or just for a good laugh, is designed to add a touch of novelty to your outfit. Trending in adult humor, this shirt makes for an ideal gift idea for him, her, or friends who appreciate a bit of cheeky humor. Embrace the laughter and make a statement with this unique and offensive yet undeniably amusing meme-inspired design.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, and co-worker references, it humorously exaggerates one's work ethic by contrasting it with the perceived lack of effort of an unattractive stripper, adding a touch of edgy humor to the workplace environment. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"And Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You're Still Talking" - A funny quote and saying that appeals to both men and women, perfect as a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may be offensive to some, yet it cleverly expresses the exasperation felt when someone continues talking despite obvious disinterest. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Shit Show Crew Member": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive humor, this design humorously acknowledges the chaotic and unpredictable nature of being part of a "shit show" crew, celebrating the camaraderie amidst the chaos. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

"I'm Very Vulnerable Right Now If Any Bad Bitches Want To Take Advantage Of Me": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive adult humor, this design humorously highlights vulnerability while playfully inviting bold individuals to seize the opportunity. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Introducing our hilarious "I'm Only Responsible For What I Say Not For What You Understand" T-shirt, a perfect blend of wit and style! This funny quote tee is designed to add a touch of humor to any occasion, be it birthdays, Christmas, or simply a casual day out. The trendy and novel design makes it an ideal outfit choice, and it's a fantastic gift idea for him, her, or your witty friends. With a dash of sarcasm, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Get ready to make a statement and embrace the lighter side of life with this entertaining and slightly offensive piece.

"Don't Bully Me I'll Come" graphic tee: A witty outfit with funny, sarcastic quotes, sayings, and memes suitable for both men and women. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or as gift ideas, it promotes anti-bullying sentiments. The phrase humorously warns potential bullies of a retaliatory response, empowering the wearer while advocating for a culture of kindness and respect.

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Introducing our hilarious "I'm Only Responsible For What I Say Not For What You Understand" T-shirt, a perfect blend of wit and style! This funny quote tee is designed to add a touch of humor to any occasion, be it birthdays, Christmas, or simply a casual day out. The trendy and novel design makes it an ideal outfit choice, and it's a fantastic gift idea for him, her, or your witty friends. With a dash of sarcasm, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark laughter. Get ready to make a statement and embrace the lighter side of life with this entertaining and slightly offensive piece.