Festivus Stickers

And now you're going to hear about them.

Jerry, HELLO!

Scrooge: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!” For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

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Henry atkinS??

We don't care and it shows.

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

I'm the Ass Man Jerry.

"K uger, that sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K uger, K uger"

Sunshine Carpet Cleaners is the name of the carpet cleaning business, which doubles as a front used to brainwash people and recruit them into a religious cult from the Seinfeld season 8 episode 141, "The Checks." In the episode, Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to get converted, but they're not interested in him. Naturally upset, George hires the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they still reject him, yet find a new recruit in his boss, Mr. Wilhelm. He joins and takes the name of Tania, the name Patty Hearst took after she was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and later arrives with the crew to clean Jerry's apartment.

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.

Home of the big salad.

Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum.

Celebrate the greatest holiday....Festivus! If you got a lot of problems with people...this is the shirt for you!

David Puddy in 8-ball glory.

Man Hands! A seinfeld classic.

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Another holiday!

Festivus for the Rest of Us is for airing of grievances and feats of strength.

Santa's elves are the original Generation Snowflake! Impress your friends with this unique, witty holiday-themed design.

Say Vandelay Industries! Building better latex, matches, corn and potato chips, and diapers for xenomorphs.

It may not be a passionate doodle, but it's a doodle damnit!

It's the truth tho.

Importer/Exporter

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I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

Joy! Because joy. Be joyful... especially at Christmas... but year round. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Black metal is cool... so is metal core... so is Death metal... so. using those fonts for Christmas shirts is always a good idea. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Because The Mail Never Stops.

Elevate your day with our 'Festivus Day' tee from the 'Day' series, a hipster and ironic celebration of those colloquial days we all know and love. This straight-to-the-point, hilarious shirt encapsulates the Festivus spirit, bringing a touch of humor and personality to your wardrobe. Here's a Festivus fact for you: The fictional holiday of Festivus, popularized by the TV show Seinfeld, includes traditions such as the 'Airing of Grievances' and the 'Feats of Strength.' It's the perfect day to embrace the quirks and humor of this expressive tee!

So ready for the airing of grievances.