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A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

The film is presented in a series of vignettes, with narration provided by the adult Ralphie Parker reminiscing on one particular Christmas when he was nine years old. Ralphie wanted only one thing that Christmas: a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle. Ralphie's desire is rejected by his mother, his teacher Miss Shields, and even a Santa Claus at Higbee's department store, all giving him the same warning: "You'll shoot your eye out."

You'll shoot your eye out!

It's a major award!

Tired of people asking what happened to your leg? Make £10 every time with this design!

Celebrate the Holiday Season in style with our funny "Fra-Gee-Lay - Christmas Story - Leg Lamp" tee! This funny t-shirt inspired by the classic Christmas movie features a leg lamp with a soft glow of electric sex and the caption "Fra-Gee-Lay", which everyone knows is Italian for fragile. It's perfect for Christmas movie lovers and is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go. Spread smiles with this leg lamp tee. It also makes a great Christmas gift! Whether you're at a family Christmas party, celebrating the holidays with friends, or blasting Christmas music as you enjoy a lazy winter day at home, this tee is sure to add a touch of Ralphie's charm to your winter outfit. Don't miss out on this funny Xmas tee!

A Christmas Story Tribute

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Knit Pattern

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None of these are as bad as to what will come, so he thinks

The time Aunt Clara turned Jack Skellington into a deranged Easter bunny

Now you too can show the results of your 'Mind Powers' with this Major Award design. Celebrating one of the Greatest Christmas Movies ever, and the Old Man's most prized possession. Makes the perfect Christmas Gift!

Pink Nightmare- Christmas Story

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

It's a major award!

Sonsabitches.....Bumpuses!

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In this shootout you want Red Ryder on your side.

Oh, fudge! You got a flat? No worries. Ralphie will get you back on the road again. His dad was an Oldsmobile man and taught him everything he knows. Just don’t drop the lugnuts!

Remember Christmas Story and the famous Leg lamp? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Sketch of famous leg lamp from classic Christmas film.

It's a major award!

Ralph wants you to wear it.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

It's a Major Award Goo Parody

A Christmas Story Tribute

the old man was a feared furnace wrangler

You'll shoot your eye out

Home of the Chinese Turkey

We all want one, the beloved leg lamp has arrived!

A Christmas Story Tribute

Everyone's favorite pink nightmare reimagined by Animator/ Illustrator Noel Saabye.

You did it on purpose. Not a finger!