AngryMongoAff

Always Be Closing!

Best brew on Saturn. Try their Beetlejuice, too. Just ask for it three times.

Praise the Great Old Ones.

For the campfire lover in all of us.

Inspired by Adventureland

Debugging...eh, what's that?

Debugging... eh what's that?

The only Java I know.

When the pig's ready to be eaten by you...

Everybody's most wanted.

Great taste still arrives. Guaranteed to make you feel so good.

Give me my caffeine!

We've got the box for your cock!

You can keep your sales. You can keep your crowds. I'm not going out for anything... except if I run out of coffee.

If you bother me before I've had any, roll for damage.

Let's be honest, after the second cup, I need a good half hour to myself.

Harness the heat of those Beach Ball sized beauties!

Do you wish to continue? I'm thinking no.

When you want them coming again, and again, you need to have quality liquors.

Seth made me do it.

That leads to the most famous hangover of all.

Is it a pun or is it a pear-ody?

When, you're all alone, it's the perfect time to enjoy! We flick only the best beans.

Others may be lager or dark, but mine is hoppy.

Do the pew. Mountains are optional.

Moving forward to the second round of drinks.

For all the cheese lovers out there.

At Big Woodie Smalls Raw Bar & Grill we're always looking for a good piece of tail.

What? What was that? Food? Snacks? Yes!

What do you have in your fridge... Some soda... some purple stuff... What the heck was the purple stuff anyways?

Inspired by the classic 80s video game, this programmer is about to fall asleep. Remember, don't shoot the java.

When snow gets mentioned, the stores are emptied of milk and bread. Then, when nothing happens, you're left with a nice milk sandwich to eat.

Privateer of the open pit! Buccaneer of the BBQ! Corsair of the kitchen!

Fall leads to Pumpkin Spice, which leads to yoga pants and scarves, which leads to very dark things.

Others may be lager or IPA, but mine is dark.

When it comes to donuts, you gotta just glaze!