Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!
Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.
From the meme. Remember that meme? Funny thing about that meme is it wasn't a meme originally. It was just a comic I wrote on a takeout napkin about Simpsons porn. And now it's a meme that's been dead for at least four years. But I gotta pay rent, so here I am offering it up for sale. Capitalism, man. Sucks ass.
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One time I said sharks were smooth and nine thousand nerds yelled at me. Who's laughing now? Not me, because I'm in jail for selling my pee at the market as "spicy kombucha."
When I was a kid people were upset about Joe Camel because they thought he was going to encourage kids to smoke, when they should've been upset about something far deeper and darker that he was stirring in us.
This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.
I drew comic where a character eats a Hurtz Donut and experiences immediate medical consequences. Now you can finally own the logo for it on a shirt or coffee mug or phone case. Finally. You can finally do that.
This little bird feels good about their legs. Maybe you do too? Maybe not? Maybe you're making fun of the bird? I don't care, I just need your money very badly.
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You wood-ant undairstand.
Please don't buy this shirt unless you're Gambit from the X-Men. If I find out I sold more than one of these shirts, I'm gonna be so pissed.