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This is a mouse named Michard. He does not go by any nicknames. He is immune to lawyers.

Tags: mickey, walt-disney, mickey-mouse, disney, humor

Michard Mouse T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Mournin' Pete is a pig who runs a BBQ restaurant and wants more than anything for you to stop eating his family. But there's nothing he can do to stop you. Forces beyond his understanding compel him to serve his loved ones up to you in exchange for money he neither wants nor needs. And now he's sellin' shirts!

Tags: branson-reese, summer, funny, pork, vintage

Mournin' Pete's T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Remember that classic meme we all know and love? The one where a guy has a shirt that says "NO FEAR" and then he sees another shirt and it makes his shirt say "ONE FEAR?" Well guess what, originally that middle shirt said "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Did you know that? I did! Because I'm the person who made that comic originally. Please support me so I don't get evicted again.

Tags: joke, artist, cartoon, fear, humor

ONE FEAR T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Hot Topic rejected my shirt design so I'm selling it here.

Tags: laughter, you-laugh-because, boomhauer, hot-topic, cartoons

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They're wicked men, yes, but would you deny them this bond? Who are you to tell them their deeds disqualify them from the sacred bond of friendship? What saintly life have you led to allow you such judgements?

Tags: super-mario-brothers, gaming, videogames, mario-kart-8, friends

Best Friends T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Ever had one of those days where a coyote eats you and you die and you go to hell but when you get to hell they're like "we're full up" and so you turn back around and become alive again and escape out the coyote's mouth and also you're a rabbit? If so, this is the shirt for you! If not, this is also the shirt for you.

Tags: rabbit, hell, rabbits, death, bunny

Hell Was Full T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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For everyone out there who just doesn't give a shit anymore but would also like to honor the memory of beloved actor Jerry Orbach

Tags: when-i-cared, in-memory-of-when-i-cared, in-memory-of, jerry-orbach, death

In Memory T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Somebody on twitter asked for a shirt of one of my letterboxd reviews. I'm not above this.

Tags: fast-and-furious, dominic-toretto, vin-diesel, brian-oconner, toretto

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The perfect gift for that one friend we all have who masturbates the orcas at Sea World and has a real shitty attitude about it.

Tags: killer-whale, orca, whale, free-willy, blackfish

Specific Occupation Shirt T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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For that common person you always run into. What a cherished gift.

Tags: rocky-and-bullwinkle, god, prayer, obama, animal

Occupation Shirt 2 T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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One time I said sharks were smooth and nine thousand nerds yelled at me. Who's laughing now? Not me, because I'm in jail for selling my pee at the market as "spicy kombucha."

Tags: cartoon, animals, ocean, beach, scientist

Sharks Are Smooth As Hell T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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And All I Got Was This Crummy Shirt

Tags: reno, nevada, religion, god, swan-boy

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I've updated the classic "Don't Tread On Me" snake to better reflect our current political climate.

Tags: usa, politics, snake, america, american

Red Pilled Snake T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Please do not listen to Crime Dog

Tags: i-love-dogs, puppy, animals, love-dogs, dog

Crime Dog T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Let everybody know where you stand

Tags: election, retro, joe-camel, vote, camel

Camel Voter T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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No specific brand loyalty here. Just, like, any old root beer.

Tags: root-beers, root, beer, repo-man, cola

Root Beer T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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When I was a kid people were upset about Joe Camel because they thought he was going to encourage kids to smoke, when they should've been upset about something far deeper and darker that he was stirring in us.

Tags: smoking, cigarette, retro, vintage, advertisement

Joe Camel T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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I spent nine hours on this and was fired for making it even though I did it on a weekend

Tags: niles, television, dragonball, vegeta, frieza

Frieza Crane T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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A fun shirt to wear on Friday while people throw rocks at you

Tags: garfield-and-friends, frasier-crane, frasier, niles-crane, cheers

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I can't think of a single good occasion for wearing this.

Tags: niles-crane, tv, niles, frasier-crane, 90s

Niles Chan T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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America's favorite swan from a webcomic can now be yours to own on a shirt or a mug or something

Tags: duck, comedy, comic, birds, humor

Swan Boy! T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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I should be in jail

Tags: hamburger, cheeseburger, eating, food, kink

Voreburger T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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This vile cat won't stop claiming he's God. You want to strike him down.... and yet, see how your hand falters. Be careful wearing this shirt. If you're wearing it when you die, you'll go straight to hell.

Tags: cat, christian, faith, comics, god

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This cactus has a face for some reason. Probably because God is punishing it. For what? I don't know, but it must've been pretty messed up.

Tags: plants, nature, cacti, arizona, cactuses

Cactus T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Sometimes you just gotta

Tags: animal, dog, coyote, cut-them-off, dogs

Cut Your Hands Off T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Wanna feel old?

Tags: video-game, pokeball, camaro, pokemon-go, nintendo

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take. You're in Hell. You were born here and you'll die here.

Tags: the-office, st-louis-blues, sports, new-york-rangers, the-great-one

Wayne Gretzky T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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This bee has a blade, you see

Tags: knife, insect, honey, bumblebee, bees

Bee Blade T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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She's going to burn down heaven. Will you stop her? Will you...help her?

Tags: usa, united-states, freedom, america, liberty

Statue of Liberty T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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That lyric has always bothered me. And now the son is missing? Wow, what a fucked up day for everybody

Tags: dracula, spooky, monster-mash, monster, bobby-boris-picket

Dracula and His Son T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Testing the outer limits of what people are willing to spend money on

Tags: pet, earth-day, nature-lovers, arbor-day, trees

"I SUCKED A TREE'S DICK" T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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"Buddy, they won't even let me fuck him"

Tags: hot, sexy, christianity, heaven, sexy-man

Hot God T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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If you don't buy this, you don't love your wife. I'm sorry; I don't make the rules

Tags: married, romance, relationship, groom, soul-mate

LOVE MY WIFE T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Should be self-explanatory

Tags: murder, hugh-jackman, crime, mutant, wolverines-claws

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It's pizza. The popular food made famous on the TV show "The Sopranos"

Tags: pizza-slice, food, cheese, pepperoni, pizza-pie

Pizza T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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Wear this shirt or the Sneaker Swan will kick your ass

Tags: vans-off-the-wall, old-schools, skateboarding, sneakerhead, bird

Sneaker Swan T-Shirt

by bransonreese
$20
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